What Guys Say And What They Really Mean

"It's just orange juice, here, try it."

3 more shots and she'll have her legs around my head.

"She's kinda cute."

I want to bang her until I am blue.

"I don't know if I like her."

She won't blow me.

"I need you."

My hand is tired.

"I had her."

I had (wet dreams about) her all week.

"I really want to get to know you better."

...so I can tell my friends about it.

"How do I compare with all your other boyfriends?"

Is my penis really that small?

"You're the only girl I've ever cared about."

You are the only girl who has not rejected me.

"I want you back."

...for tonight anyway.

"We've been through so much together."

If it was not for you, I would have never lost my virginity."

"I miss you so much."

I am so horney that my roommate is starting to look good.

"No, I don't want to dance right now."

Shoot! She'll know that I have a hard-on!

"The break-up should not start for another 24 hours."

I want to have sex a few more times.

"I am different from all the other guys."

I am not circumcised.