2. How many birthdays does the average man have?

3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?

4. A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; the woman is the beggars sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother.

How come?

5. Why can't a man living in the U.S.A. be buried in Canada?

6. How many outs are there in an inning?

7. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Why?

8. Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games, and there are no ties.

Explain this.

9. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?

10. A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have a southern exposure. A big bear walks by. What color is the

bear? Why?

11. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?

12. I have two US coins totaling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are the coins?

13. If you have only one match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a

wood burning stove, which one would you light first?

14. How far can a dog run into the woods?

15. A doctor gives you 3 pills, telling you to take one every 1/2 hour. How long would the pills last?

16. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?

17. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the Ark?

18. A clerk in a butcher shop is 5' 10" tall. What does he weigh?

19. How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?

20. What was the president's name in 1950?

Answers To The IDIOT TEST: 1. yes (they also have a 3rd of July, and a 2nd, etc.) 2. one a year 3. all months have atleast 28 days

4. the beggar is the woman's sister 5. because he is "living" 6. 6(3 per side) 7. no, the man would be dead 8. they're not playing against each other 9. 70(30 divided by .5 is 60) 10. white(the bear would be a polar bear, because the house would have to be at the north pole) 11. 2 (you just took 2) 12. a fifty cent piece and a nickel 13. light the match first 14. half way before he starts running out 15. one hour 16. 9 ("all but 9 die") 17. none, Moses wasn't on the Ark 18. he weighs meat 19. 12 20. Bill Clinton

Scoring: 20 correct-Genius 16-19 correct-Above Normal 12-15 correct-Normal 7-11 correct-Nincompoop 4-6 correct-Moron 0-3 correct-IDIOT!