Pink Hearts  Yellow Moons  Orange Stars  Green Clovers  Blue Diamonds

Purple Horseshoes  Rainbows  Those icky oat bits

OK. Have you got one in mind? Now you can read on. And don't change it!

AMAZING NEW STUDY shows that your favorite Lucky Charms marshmallow bit shape determines what you're like in bed! yes, it's true...just take this simple test to determine your true bedroom personality:

GREEN CLOVERS: If your favorite Lucky Charms marshmallow shape is the green clover, you're a happy-go-lucky type in bed. You don't take anything too seriously in the bedroom or elsewhere and always manage to have a good time, even if you have someone else with you. You don't have any patience with depressed people and tend to sit on them until they cheer up.

BLUE DIAMONDS: If your favorite is the blue diamond, your thoughts in bed are mostly about what you'll get later. "If he/she really enjoys this, will he buy me that mink coat?" is probably what's going through your mind. People who like blue diamonds have a notebook of preprinted fill-in-the-blank palimony suit forms and are the people most likely to file their nails while making love.

ORANGE STARS: You expect to be the center of attention in bed. You expect your partner to spend most of his/her time pleasing you and when you do something for him/her, you expect enthusiastic moaning if not applause. People who like orange stars often have mirrors over their beds, not because they are turned on by watching what is being done, but because they want to be able to watch themselves having a good time. They often call out their own names while having sex.

PINK HEARTS: You're the romantic type. You like your partner to whisper romantic phrases into your ear and, if she/he is too distracted to form coherent phrases, you'll settle for romantic syllables. These people read most of the romantic novels published and are turned on by people wearing armor.

PURPLE HORSESHOES: If purple horseshoes are your thing, your tastes are modern, uninhibited, and somewhat warped. You like variety in the bedroom, especially when you can include handcuffs, chains, swingsets, and chocolate pudding. Be careful when going on a picnic with anyone who likes purple horseshoes - she/he is likely to pin you down with croquet hoops when you're not looking and who knows what could happen next?

YELLOW MOONS: You're more interested in satisfying your partner's needs than your own. You prefer to lie back and wait for your partner to jump on you and express his/her needs verbally or nonverbally. People who like yellow moons usually own several pairs of handcuffs just incase someone should ever want to be tied up and ravished. Keep your eyes open for anyone who eats all the yellow moons out of the box as soon as it's opened.

RAINBOWS: You're gay! What else do you want to know?

Those little oat bits that aren't marshmallows at all are only preferred by people who don't even enjoy sex anyway and don't need to read this article. Theses people usually become accountants, librarians who work at the reference desk, or government employees; these people like to chow down on a big bowl brimming with oat bits before a tough day of protesting lyrics in rock music.