2. Appropriate rhetorical questions (Formerly, "Honey, do I look fat?").

3. Why your mother is unwelcome in the house.

4. Crying and law enforcement.

5. Advanced math seminar - Program your VCR.

6. You can go shopping for less than 4 hours.

7. Gaining 5lbs vs. The end of the world: A study in contrast.

8. The Seven-Outfit week.

9. PMS - It's YOUR problem, not MINE! (formerly, It's happened monthly since puberty - Deal with it!).

10. Driving I: Getting past automatic transmission.

11. Driving II: The meaning of blinking red lights.

12. Driving III: Approximating a constant speed.

13. Driving IV: Make-up and Driving: It's as simple at Oil and Water.

14. The Super Bowl: Not a game - A sacrament.

15. Telephone Translations - (Formerly, "Me too" means "I love you").

16. How to earn your own money.

17. Giftgiving Fundamentals: Fabric bad, electronics good.

18. Putting the toilet seat down yourself: Potential Energy is on your side.

19. Know when to say when: The limits of makeup.

20. Beyond "Clean" and "Dirty": The Nuances of wearable laundry.

21. We forget birthdays, you forget sports stats: LET'S LET IT DROP

22. MYOB: Proper response to other couple's public arguments.

23. You, too, can buy condoms.

24. Joys of the remote control: Reaping the benefits of 50+ channels.

25. What comes around goes around - Why his credit card is not a toy.

26. The Penis: His best friend can be yours, too.

27. His poker games: Deal yourself out.

28. Commitment Schmittment (formerly, Wedlock Schmedlock)

29. "To honor and obey"...remembering the small print above "I Do".

30. Your mate: Selfish Bastard, or Victimized Sensitive Man-childling his Father Wound by Expressing the Latent Wild Man Within?