Top 15 Slogans That Never Quite Caught On

15. Charmin: "Butt... Wipe.... Err."

14. Microsoft: "How much are you going to pay today?"

13. Eggs: "The incredible edible ovum."

12. MTV: "Loud and easy to spell."

11. Saks 5th Avenue: "You could shop here if you're poor, but that would be stupid."

10. Iguana: "The other green meat."

9. Penis Enlargement Specialists: "It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing."

8. Nike: "Just buy the damn shoes, you flabby spineless lump!"

7. Daisy Air Rifles: "Keeping kids off your lawn for over forty years."

6. Cannon Photocopiers: "Quit calling them Xeroxes, damnit!"

5. Pepto Bismal: "Squash the Squirts!"

4. Trojans: "Just add meat."

3. Apple MacIntosh: "Hey, we thought of it first."

2. Radio Shack: "You've got questions, we've got tecno geeks with no lives!"

1. Professional Bowling On NBC: "Oh, why don't you just go ahead and kill yourself instead."