Moody’s 16 Ways To Relieve Stress

1. Jam tiny marshmellows up your nose and sneeze them out.

2. Use your Master Card to pay your Visa bill.

3. Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.

4. When someone says, "Have a nice day!", tell them you have other plans.

5. During your next meeting, sneeze and then loudly suck the phlegm back down your throat.

6. Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like.

7. Make a list of things you have already done.

8. Dance naked in front of the pets.

9. Put your toddler’s clothes on backwards and send him off to preschool as if nothing were wrong.

10. Thumb through National Geographic and draw underwear on the natives.

11. Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in them. Return them the next day.

12. Drive to work in reverse.

13. Read the dictionary backwards and look for subliminal messages.

14. Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it gets back to you.

15. Bill your doctor for the time you spent in his waiting room.

16. Get a box of condoms. Wait in line at the check out counter and ask the cashier where the fitting rooms are.