10. NEVER answer the phone!

9. Please remember to check every single hiding place in the house, even inside the refrigerator, BUT only after you have armed yourself!

8. Do not have any kind of sex especially unprotected teen sex in the middle of nowhere.

7. Under no circumstances should you go outside unless an army, who's on your side, is waiting with lots of ammo.

6. Your weapon of defense can never be big enough. (ie a 22 and a butter knife won't save you).

5. Don't run upstairs unless you are absolutely sure you can leap out the window causing little

or no harm to yourself.

4. If you have time to get to the phone, first call 911 and remember to give them the address, then call your most suicidal friend and have him/her call reinforcements.

3. If you must lock yourself in a room, don't pick the one with 10 doors and 20 windows!

2. No matter how nasty you feel, or how bloody you are, you can wait until later to take a shower or bath.

1. If the killer is still nowhere to be found in the house, he's probably right behind you.