Don't worry, I'll add more Seinfeld sounds, but I am running out of web space!
George's Answering Machine-"Believe it or not..." I Choose Not To Run!- Jerry, "I choose not to run!" Big Daddy- Kramer, "Oh I'm lookin right at you Big Daddy!" God Help Us!- Kramer, "Ooohh God HELP US!" Hello Newman- Jerry's famous, "Hello Newman.." I am not an Animal- Jerry, "I am not an animal!" I have no Concentration!- Kramer, "I have no concentration!" I'm Hit!- Kramer, "and I screamed out, I'm HIT!" Milky White- George's Mother and her conversation about his hands (being "milky white") No Chance In Hell- Kramer, "No chance in hell" Oh, I get by- Kramer, "Ooh. I get by..." Pulp can move baby!- Jerry, "Pulp couldn't make it across the table!" George, "Pulp can MOVE BABY!" Opening Theme- A section of the opening theme (Whats on this page) Tried to Lamb- Kramer, "He tried to lamb, but they cheesed him!" Kept Making All The Stops- Kramer's awesome story about the bus ride to the hospital (The mugger choking him...) George at the Movies- George yelling at the people behind him in the theater Orgy-Guy Conversation- George and Jerry's conversation about him being an "Orgy-Guy" Are you crazy?!?- From the above but only George saying, "Are you CRAZY?!?" You Wanna Piece of Me?- George's Dad, "Are you sayin you wanna piece of me?" You Got It!- George's Dad following the above, "You wanna piece of me? You GOT IT!" They Urinate In There- George's Dad, "They urinate in there!" Whats the Deal with Airplane Peanuts- Jerry, "Whats the deal with airplane peanuts?" Hamburger Eating Me- Jerry, "I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating me!" Chest Hair Story- Jerry telling Kramer about him shaving his chest Don't Tell Anyone- Kramer telling Jerry not to tell anyone about him shaving his chest (Very Funny) Cat Fight- Kramer and Elaine talking about Cat Fights Year's Haircut & Comb- Newman, "Hmm.. That sounds like a year's free haircut; and a comb!" Dingo- Elaine, "Maybe the dingo ate your baby.. The dingo ate your baby" Peterman's Catfight Conversation- Peterman, "I see, I'm smack dab in the middle of a good ol' fashion catfight... Woof!" No Soup For You!- The Soup Nazi, "No soup for you!" Banana Peel- Jerry, "Kramer you threw a banana peel at a monkey!" Kramer, "Well he started it!" Butros Butros Ghali- Jerry, "Butros Butros Ghali" The Cocobean- Kramer, "Ooh, you may stray, but you'll always return to your dark master; the cocobean." Cowboy- Jerry, "I don't wanna be a cowboy!" Killing Independant George- George, "Your killing independant George!" Giddyup- Kramer's famous, "Giddyup" No, Its Stupid- George, "No wait its not that stupid" Jerry, "No, its stupid" Kramer's Opera- Kramer's Opera Must have! Refreshing- Kramer, "Its very refreshing!" Stella, Stella!- Elaine, "Stella.... Stella!"
A little more to come! E-mail me some good ones to put on. -Mike
