Dirty Dancing
The second episode of Dawson's Creek
Written by: not known
Directed by: not known
Transcribed by: Greeneye90@aol.com
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~~~~~~~~~Prologue~~~~~~~~~~
Dawson's movie. Joey and Pacey walk along the dock conversing, playing their characters, Stephanie and Steven.
Joey: I know what I saw. It was big and it was ugly and it attacked me and it's still out there, just waiting.
Pacey takes hold of Joey's shoulders.
Pacey: I might not believe you Stephanie, (he touches her hair) but I believe in you.
He moves in to kiss her. He gets closer until just as their lips would meet, Joey pulls away.
Joey: (disgusted) Uh…
Pacey: (turning to camera, frustrated) What? What?! Come on, What?
Dawson: (off-screen) Cut!
Joey: Sorry Dawson but he is just too repelling.
Dawson: (off-screen) Joey, You're going to have to kiss him.
The camera pulls back from TV, where the movie was playing, and quick pans over to Dawson painting a model of Joey's head.
Joey: (turning off TV with remote) I cannot and will not kiss that cretin.
Dawson: It's a movie, you're playing a character. It's not Pacey your kissing.
Joey: So he's a sea serpent from the deep, cite the difference?
Dawson: But your not aware of his evil alter ego, you're in love.
Joey: (sets remote on bed) Forget it.
Dawson: The movie doesn't work without a kiss Joey, it's a love story.
Joey: It's a horror movie Dawson!
Dawson: It's an homage with a heavy allegorical slant.
Joey (flops back on bed) But he's so...unkissworthy.
Dawson: (looks at her) Do it for me?
Joey: (leaning up on her elbows) I don't want to regurgitate on camera. Why don't you kiss him?
Dawson: Because *my* lips are reserved for someone else.
Joey: (sits up) Have you kissed little miss someone else yet?
Dawson: There's no need to rush fate.
Joey: Don't wait an eternity Dawson, I mean she's from New York where things tend to move faster.
Dawson: But, well then how enchanting to meet a strapping young man who doesn't have sex on the brain.
Joey: (leans back again) If it helps you sleep at night.
Dawson: Joey, you heard her yourself. Through her own admittance, she's a self-proclaimed virgin.
Joey: For another second!
Dawson: Jen happens to be a bright, intelligent young woman who clearly is in charge of her own body.
Joey: I'm not suggesting leather straps and Crisco, just a kiss!
Dawson: Oh Jen and I will definitely kiss, don't you worry. The question is will your lips ever find Pacey's?
Joey: I vote for an extensive re-write.
Dawson: (smiling) Well that's to bad, because *you* definitely have kissing lips.
Joey: (confused) What?
Dawson: (turning model of her head for her to see) Check that out. You give good lip. (pause) You know, Joey you could always just close your eyes and think of someone else.
Joey sighs and lays down again, discreetly sneaking a peek at Dawson out of the corner of her eye.
Dawson: (thinking) Explain to me the Crisco?
Joey smiles.
Opening Credits. Dawson's Creek theme song plays.