PRINCIPLES OF WALYNISM

1. THOU SHALT OBEY LAWS UNLESS THEY ARE UNJUST.

2. THOU SHALT NOT RIP OR TEAR OR MAME OR MUTILATE ANY DOCUMENTATION OF THE LAWS OF WALYNISM.

3. THE PRINCIPLES OF WALYNISM ARE JUST LAWS.

4. WALYN IS SPELLED W-A-L-Y-N NOT WALON OR WAYLYN OR WALYNN OR WALEON OR WAYLEON OR WALYON, ETC...

5. THOU SHALT NOT KILL WITHOUT GOOD REASON.

*6. WOMEN SHALL DO WHAT MEN SAY. -SEE BIBLE, GENESIS 3:16

7. WALYNISTS WILL NOT CONFORM TO SOCIETY OR PEOPLE. WE SHALL BE OURSELVES.

8a. THOU SHALL EAT, BUT NOT TOO MUCH FOR THOU SHALL BECOME OBESE.

8b. THOU SHALT NOT EAT SQUASH - SQUASH IS EVIL, ALONG WITH MEATLOAF, ASPEROGUS, AND OTHER "VEGGIES".

9. WOMEN SHALL TREAT MEN WITH RESPECT.

10. MEN SHALL TREAT WOMEN WITH COURTESY AND RESPECT, BUT - SEE #6

11. WOMEN NEED, WANT, AND MUST HAVE WALYN.

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