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THE CAT IN THE HAT KILLS CLINTON

THE DARK MAN COMETH. HEED TO HIS EVIL WAYS. FEED HIM BROCCILI AND MILK HIS TOE FUNGUS. DO NOT FEAR HIS UNPRECIDENTED, MATERIALISTIC WAYS. THE COTTAGE CHEESE IS MOLDY. TIME IS NO MORE. DEATH TO THE UNDEAD CHICKENS. THE MOON CRIES OUT TO THE BLUE-EYED ACTOR TORTURING HIS TORMENTED SOUL. BLACKNESS COVERS THE SUN. LIGHT IS DARK, AND DARK IS A HAM SANDWICH. WHAT IS HAS NEVER BEEN TO WHOM IS UNDERNEATH THE CANDLESTICK. CUT HIS HAIR, SHAVE OFF HIS EYEBROWS. TIME IS OF NO ESSENCE. THE DESIGNER CALLS HIS DOG. FLY AWAY LITTLE COUNTRY ROAD, FLY AWAY. KILL THE ONE-ARMED MAN. UNWANTED IS HE. THE YELLOW SIGN IS BUT OF NO USE. COME TOTO, BITE THE HEAD OFF OF A DANDELION. BE ONE WITH CHOCOLATE TUNA FISH SOUP. DO NOT WASTE THE DISH SOAP, IT COULD SAVE A LIFE. DETERMINE THE FACTOR OF PORTFOLIOS IN YOUR OWN CAVERN. YOU SOB. THAT'S RIGHT, CRY YOU MOMMA'S BOY. YOU'RE A PATHETIC LITTLE GIRL. THE FAN BECOMES A JET. BOOM! NO MORE. THERE WAS NOT WHAT WAS TO BE OUTSIDE THE INNER-OUTER SKULL OF A SLOTH. BEGINNING OF THE END. HELLO! END OF THE BEGINNING.

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