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Pull up a chair...
...Make yourself comfortable and enjoy
a brutally bizarre bash with Martha Stewart,
a bus-load of Martha Stewart groupies,
and a generous bite of
.
The swingin' evening's highlights include:
¥ A Ukulele solo by Martha Stewart
¥ An uncommonly vivid Martha Stewart dream sequence
that presents never before seen glimpses into the very soul of Martha Stewart.
¥ A galactic Martha Stewart tribute to Star Trek
¥ An unforgettable Martha Stewart sing-along
featuring pie-in-the-face laughs with guest of horror: Martha Stewart
¥ Never-before seen candid party photos of Martha Stewart
¥ An illustrated explanation
of Martha Stewart's "fusion" style of international cuisine.
What is a wasabi, anyway?
¥ Gobs of green Jell-O
¥ EEK!
Enter The Party!
This Party is Definitely An All-Nighter.
So, if you don't have a lot of time, be sure to check out these (better and newer) pages first. Enjoy!
Martha Stewart "Does Lunch" with President Clinton
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Martha Stewart In The News
Tour Martha Stewart's Private Museum &
Odditorium 
The Paparazzi at Their Best:
A Sneak Peek into Martha Stewart's
Personal Home Life
Check Out The Deluxe Site Tour
Celebrity Testimonials: "I Laughed So Hard
...That Milk Blew Out My Nose!"
Zaniest Martha Stewart Links on This Planet
View Martha Stewart's Personal Candid Party Photo Album
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Updated January 23, 1999
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