Ellen - 12/04/00 16:59:09 My Email:dennismd@bellatlantic.net

Comments: I am looking for a tee shirt that I saw in a catalogue (can't remember which) that said, "Martha learned it all from ME!" Can you help me find it?

LinearMeteor - 10/16/00 20:16:00 My URL:http://www.JumpHere.to/videogames My Email:Join my site and you'll find out. Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: All of them! It makes me nauseous! Favorite Star Trek or Gilligan's Island Character: I hate both shows... Preferred Brand of Whipping Cream: This is kind of a personal question, I think. Green Beer or Red Wine?: Never tried either; I don't drink. How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: 2 minutes; after I report this site to the humane society! Other Wacked-out Web Sites You Like: This just so happens to be the only one I've ever visited...

Comments: By the way, if you've ever had sushi or sashimi, there's this green paste that is EXTREMELY spicy, and it's calleed wasabi. It tastes really good with soy sauce, but I didn't know what it was at first... I took a whole tablespoon worth of it and ate it!!! My eyes were watering for hours on end! And the next time I tried it, I found out how it tastes with soy sauce... Unfortunately, I RUBBED IT IN MY EYES!!! It's like putting straight chlorine in your eyes!!! And if you have a life, you'll join my site... Y u don't even have to do anything! You just join, and you've helped me out in astronomical proportions already! If you like video games, then my site's the site for you!It's a growing site, but I'll have links, walkthroughs, codes, and at least 500 members in enough time (less than a year). If you join and you don't already have an MSN account, you'll be able to get one! You get Messenger, access to chats with an actual username, you get a hotmail account, the freedom to join MSN clubs & communities, all fo free! And with your hotmail account (e-mail account), you don't get ANY junk mail, whatsoever, unless you ask for one of their special mail deliveries. So, what are you waiting for? JOIN!!!

Sue - 10/06/00 23:32:32 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/suestreasures/home.html My Email:na Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: green Favorite Star Trek or Gilligan's Island Character: Ginger Preferred Brand of Whipping Cream: Cool Whip Green Beer or Red Wine?: Red wine How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: Not a chance Other Wacked-out Web Sites You Like: none

Comments: I was looking for banana soufle and than I stumbled to your site. Interesting. If you ever want freebies and coupons, come visit me sometimes. http://geocities.datacellar.net/suestreasures/home.html Sue's Treasures is the home to many treasures.

jouks - 08/19/00 20:52:31 My URL:www.geocities.com/jouksziggy My Email:_--------___ Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: orange Favorite Star Trek or Gilligan's Island Character: spock Preferred Brand of Whipping Cream: cool whip Green Beer or Red Wine?: red wine How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: i give it 5 months Other Wacked-out Web Sites You Like: www.marthastewart.com

Comments: cool site!!! keep up the good work!! make sure to visit mine! :)

Billy - 06/24/00 10:05:27 My Email:piratebob@webtv.net Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: yellow Favorite Star Trek or Gilligan's Island Character: Ginger Preferred Brand of Whipping Cream: America's Choice Green Beer or Red Wine?: Royal Canadian Whiskey How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: NEVER!!! Other Wacked-out Web Sites You Like: http://www.angelfire.com/pe/paranoid/

Comments: Does anybody know where Martha's Nude photos are?

Sandman - 01/25/00 12:28:43 My URL:http://Matrix.Trading.Net My Email:come@lords.com Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: green Favorite Star Trek or Gilligan's Island Character: Star Trek Preferred Brand of Whipping Cream: The good kind Green Beer or Red Wine?: Red Wine How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: I dunno Other Wacked-out Web Sites You Like: http://Juarez.MainPage.Net

Comments: Hello there. Nice Site. Very Interesting. Sandman Portal Search Alpha Centauri EnTRANCE Sandman Pheromone & Links Tori & Solar FIELDY Links Kornucopia of Korn UTOPIA Prime Matrix News & Links Astrometrics & Quadrants VEGA Communications Press New Heaven & Techno Links Home : Contents : Prime 13 : Domain : Unite Planets : © : gabE : beseen.com

sk8er29 - 01/16/00 21:45:13 My Email:sk8er29@worldnet.att.net Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: green Favorite Star Trek or Gilligan's Island Character: worf Preferred Brand of Whipping Cream: cool whip Green Beer or Red Wine?: beer How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: it all depends Other Wacked-out Web Sites You Like: monkeymaddness.com

Comments: rock-on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PEACE!!!!@

- 11/24/99 18:30:11 My Email:banshie@netcom.com Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: green Preferred Brand of Whipping Cream: who cares..I don't eat it. Green Beer or Red Wine?: red wine How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: when she doesn't make money with all the sucker in the world Other Wacked-out Web Sites You Like: I am attaching an email that I jut receive. I believe that it should be part of your site!!!

Comments: Dear Santa, I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don't need diamond earrings, handy slicer-dicers or comfy slippers. I only want one little thing, and I want it deeply. I want to slap Martha Stewart. Now, hear me out, Santa. I won't scar her or draw blood or anything. Just one good smack, right across her smug little cheek. I get all cozy inside just thinking about it. Don't grant this wish just for me, do it for thousands of women across the country. Through sheer vicarious satisfaction, you'll be giving a gift to us all. Those of us leading average, garden variety lives aren't concerned with gracious living. We feel pretty good about ourselves if our paper plates match when we stack them on the counter, buffet-style for dinner. We're tired of Martha showing us how to make centerpieces from hollyhock dipped in 18 carat gold. We're plumb out of liquid gold. Unless it's of the furniture polish variety. We can't whip up Martha's creamy holiday sauce, spiced with turmeric. Most of us can't even say turmeric, let alone figure out what to do with it. OK, Santa, maybe you think I'm being a little harsh. But I'll bet with all the holiday rush you didn't catch that interview with Martha in n last week's USA Weekend. I'm surprised there was enough room on the page for her ego. We discovered that not only does Martha avoid take-out pizza (she's only ordered it once), she refuses to eat it cold (No cold pizza? Is Martha Stewart Living?) When it was pointed out that she could microwave it, she replied, "I don't have a microwave " The reporter, Jeffrey Zaslow, noted that she said this "in a tone that suggests you shouldn't either." Well, lah-dee-dah. Imagine that, Santa! That lovely microwave you brought me years ago, in which I've learned to make complicated dishes like popcorn and hot chocolate, has been declared undesirable by Queen Martha. What next? The coffee maker? In the article, we learned that Martha has 40 sets of dishes adorning an entire wall in her home. Forty sets. Can you spell "overkill"? And neatly put away, no less. If my dishes make it to the dishwasher, that qualifies as "put away" in my house! Martha tells us she's already making homemade holiday gifts for friends. "Last year, I made amazing silk-lined scarves for everyone," she boasts. Not just scarves, mind you. Amazing scarves. Martha's obviously not shy about giving herself a little pat on the back. In fact, she does so with such frequency that one has to wonder if her back is black and blue. She goes on to tell us that "homemaking is glamour for the 90s", and says her most glamorous friends are "interested in stain removal, how to iron a monogram, and how to fold a towel." I have one piece of advice, Martha: "Get new friends." Glamorous friends fly to Paris on a whim. They drift past the Greek Islands on yachts, sipping champagne from crystal goblets. They step out for the evening in shimmering satin gowns, whisked away by tuxedoed chauffeurs. They do not spend their days pondering the finer art of toilet bowl sanitation. A guest in Martha's home told Zaslow how Martha gets up early to rollerblade with her dogs to pick fresh wild blackberries for breakfast. This confirms what I've suspected about Martha all along: She's obviously got too much time on her hands. Teaching the dogs to rollerblade. What a show off. When asked if others should envy her, Martha replies, "Don't envy me. I'm doing this because I'm a natural teacher. You shouldn't envy teachers. You should listen to them." Zaslow must have slit a seam in Martha's ego at this point, because once the hot air came hissing out, it couldn't be held back. "Being an overachiever is nothing despicable. It is only admirable. Never lower your standards," says Martha. And of her Web Page on the Internet, Martha declares herself an "important presence" as she graciously helps people organize their sad, tacky little lives. There you have it, Santa. If there was ever someone who deserved a good smack, it's Martha Stewart. But I bet I won't get my gift this year. You probably want to smack her yourself!

Velveeta von Krapp - 11/14/99 00:06:06 My URL:http://www.announce.com/khein/dupont/velveeta/ My Email:dupont_circle@yahoo.com Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: black Favorite Star Trek or Gilligan's Island Character: Elmo Green Beer or Red Wine?: Champagne!

Comments: Frankly, I have much in common with Martha, except she isn't a master of Slap Fu, a form of martial arts which consists entirely of slapping people. And, I think I'm more glamourous.

squindel - 10/23/99 19:45:00 Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: cherry Favorite Star Trek or Gilligan's Island Character: mrs. howell Preferred Brand of Whipping Cream: cool whip Green Beer or Red Wine?: red wine How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: 20 days Other Wacked-out Web Sites You Like: www.thesmokinggun.com

Comments: very cute site...gave me a good laugh! i hate martha

- 09/13/99 13:56:29

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Lacivious Lana - 09/08/99 00:10:21 My URL:http://Spread Eagle My Email:visit in person Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: psuedo-orange Favorite Star Trek or Gilligan's Island Character: the Minnow Preferred Brand of Whipping Cream: Reddi-Whip Green Beer or Red Wine?: I'm Irish, so.... How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: Martha has crush on her Other Wacked-out Web Sites You Like: The Hand Knows Best

Comments: I think you are being way too kind to Martha "Frou Frou Face" Stewart. She's way too old for Clinton to want anything more from her than Monica gave him. Imagine what she'd look like topless. Week old plums would look riper. She needs a good look thro gh your website, BM!

irishman1999 - 08/11/99 01:48:58 My Email:irishman1999@hotmail.com Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: orange Favorite Star Trek or Gilligan's Island Character: the prof. Preferred Brand of Whipping Cream: make my own Green Beer or Red Wine?: red wine How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: probably never Other Wacked-out Web Sites You Like: have not looked around, new at this

Comments: guess I should have counted sheep to go to sleep.

Suzzs - 07/22/99 06:10:36 My URL:http://suzannne@hotmail.com My Email:http://suzannne@hotmail.com Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: GREEN! Favorite Star Trek or Gilligan's Island Character: Janeway Preferred Brand of Whipping Cream: Anything under pressure Green Beer or Red Wine?: Jose Cuervo Gold How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: Not in my lifetime

Comments: Go Martha! Go Girl! Go Borg! Go... I was simply amazed by your website. Keep up the GOOD work!

CreamPuff - 07/21/99 05:36:47 My Email:creampuff@hotmail.com Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: green. YES green Favorite Star Trek or Gilligan's Island Character: Odo Preferred Brand of Whipping Cream: Spray it out of a can, and let's be over it! Green Beer or Red Wine?: Scotch How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: Not!

Comments: I have to wonder if Martha Stewart's couch, (must be knitted?) will be able to hold up to her big head? If not, too bad, because Martha's (huge and heavy) head will sink to the bottom of your website. That Green Jell-O crown would be enough to weigh down normal being. So, why do you feature that nut?

tastofhoneybear - 07/17/99 02:11:06 My Email:jane@gateway.net Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: rasberry Favorite Star Trek or Gilligan's Island Character: Ginger Preferred Brand of Whipping Cream: coolwip Green Beer or Red Wine?: Red Wine How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: never Other Wacked-out Web Sites You Like: to many to mention

Comments: To Cool. Reminds me of Donna Reed. Weren't those the days.

Germinator - 07/13/99 02:08:15 My URL:http://members.visualcities.com/theSenft/bindweed.htm My Email:skyline@olympus.net Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: blue, with embedded frog legs Favorite Star Trek or Gilligan's Island Character: has to be the innocent one Preferred Brand of Whipping Cream: anything that sprays Green Beer or Red Wine?: tr. Wine nach beer das raddich dir, Beer auf wine dass lass sine.fW How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: Her poodles are sharpening their teeth as we speak! Other Wacked-out Web Sites You Like: my own of course http://www.olympus.net/personal/skyline/madcow/

Comments: Really, really liked your site, many years ago I wrote a 10 step program for plantaholics. Martha was my libidinous succubus... oh well, we were never well matched. Bindweed my own site will have that compostion someday soon. In the meantime I posted Mar ha's calander, author unknown or unwilling to be known. That site is http://members.visualcities.com/theSenft/martha.htm You will note i impolitely stole your fig's, er I mean your gif's. Credit given -- so were links. My other good site (this one is a newborn) is at http://www.olympus.net/personal/skyline/madcow/ a damn good recipe site if I say so myself. Mac Stewart Senft

minnie - 07/08/99 02:47:21 My Email:lyndah@aeneas Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: blue Favorite Star Trek or Gilligan's Island Character: mary anne Preferred Brand of Whipping Cream: kewl whip Green Beer or Red Wine?: 4 xxxx How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: the summons is being served

Comments: too funny, i laffed and laffed. New to the Web, hope there's more like this out there.

BamaOneTwoThree - 07/04/99 06:00:48 Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: Jello Sucks. Green sucks mosst. Favorite Star Trek or Gilligan's Island Character: Geordi. He can't see green jello. Preferred Brand of Whipping Cream: coool whip. says it for Cardassians. Green Beer or Red Wine?: Blood wine. "Cause it is red and owhere close to red. How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: That nutty bitch is evil, and she wants only to mess up anyone whoo might know better.

Comments: Thanks for setting the record straight. That nut, Martha Stewart, is so pumped, that she doesn't know up from down, or left from right, or practical from absolute folly. Folly for Martha seems to spell m-o-n-e-y. Geez.

MORN, junior - 07/04/99 05:44:54 Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: green, no doubt Favorite Star Trek or Gilligan's Island Character: DAX; all Trills Preferred Brand of Whipping Cream: Blood Wine Green Beer or Red Wine?: Blood Wine How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: When the Klingon empirefails.

Comments: Kaplahh. Martha Stewart is the least gracious hostesss that one could imagine. She must have at least part Klingon blood in her. That still doesn't explain why she is so darned **&()_^%%$$#

- 05/30/99 01:26:31 My Email:bgm7@yahoo.com

Comments: MY NAME IS: BRENDA MORGAN, SEVERAL MONTHS AGO I BOUGHT SOME OF YOUR WASH CLOTHS AT K-MART. THEY SMELL SOURED AFTER BEING WET & WASHED CLEAN. THIS IS NOT A JOKE, I WANTED YOU TO KNOW. SEND A REPLY. THANK YOU.

- 05/30/99 01:25:34 My Email:bgm7@yahoo.com

Comments: MY NAME IS: BRENDA MORGAN, SEVERAL MONTHS AGO I BOUGHT SOME OF YOUR WASH CLOTHS AT K-MART. THEY SMELL SOURED AFTER BEING WET & WASHED CLEAN. THIS IS NOT A JOKE, I WANTED YOU TO KNOW. SEND A REPLY. THANK YOU.

bostout - 05/09/99 17:18:05 My Email:dgilbert@stoutinternet.com Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: orange Favorite Star Trek or Gilligan's Island Character: gilligan Preferred Brand of Whipping Cream: kraft lite Green Beer or Red Wine?: green

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mrs.Jello america - 02/27/99 20:06:33 My Email:kristadarbyshire@hotmail.com Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: green Favorite Star Trek or Gilligan's Island Character: Spock Preferred Brand of Whipping Cream: miracle whip Green Beer or Red Wine?: green beer How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: three months

Comments: What's with the green jello and Martha Stewart thing? Was there a party I wasn't invited to?

kyla wazana - 02/03/99 01:40:46 My Email:kwazana@leland.stanford.edu Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: blue / berry : why blue? Favorite Star Trek or Gilligan's Island Character: seven of nine and ginger Preferred Brand of Whipping Cream: homemade Green Beer or Red Wine?: neither How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: not before i talk to you i hope.

Comments: I'd really like to talk to you/correspond with you about including your web pages in my book. could you email me at: kwazana@leland.stanford.edu Thanks so much, Kyla Wazana

Electric Raccon/Reiko Aya - 01/28/99 05:40:29 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Tokyo/Field/4425/Gnomes/gnomes.html My Email:reiko@mars.ark.com Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: Green :hissssss: Favorite Star Trek or Gilligan's Island Character: Warf hehe Preferred Brand of Whipping Cream: cool whip Green Beer or Red Wine?: mmmmm green wine How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: whatever for? so many possibilities :snicker: Other Wacked-out Web Sites You Like: the Absurd Gallery

Comments: spifftacular, scrumdiddlyumptious, neat-o! hehehe I don't think I have ever laughed so hard on the net!! keep it up!! hehehe the sounds are great! you should get a moving jello hehehe. Check out my site, adopt a gnome or butt sprite hehe

chris h - 12/07/98 19:41:04 My Email:dchuntley@yahoo.com Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: blue Favorite Star Trek or Gilligan's Island Character: gilligan Preferred Brand of Whipping Cream: redi-whip Green Beer or Red Wine?: green beer How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: 2 monthes Other Wacked-out Web Sites You Like: simpsons

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Stacy Gillis - 11/25/98 23:22:53 My Email:stacy.gillis@ukonline.co.uk

Comments: Hi - An inadvertent wiping out of my work email by an overzealous partner has knocked your email off my machine. If you are still up for answering some of my questions about Martha Stewart and parodies (ready and waiting in my wordperfect work file - luc ily intact) please get in touch!!! Cheers, Stacy

it'sagoodthing - 11/24/98 00:28:44 Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: yellow Favorite Star Trek or Gilligan's Island Character: gilligan Preferred Brand of Whipping Cream: coolwhip Green Beer or Red Wine?: green beer How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: 12 days

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Stacy Gillis - 11/19/98 20:11:20 My URL:http://web.ukonline.co.uk/stacy.gillis/index.htm My Email:stacy.gillis@ukonline.co.uk Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: green Preferred Brand of Whipping Cream: yuck Green Beer or Red Wine?: red wine How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: "Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery...."

Comments: Hi - I am an academic in the UK who is working on a piece about Internet reaction (positive and negative) concerning Martha Stewart. I would love to talk with you about your parodies and can send you more information on my work, if required. Cheers, Stacy

ThelmaWoods - 10/24/98 22:55:19 My Email:thewoods@iland.net Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: green, yellow, orange cubes Favorite Star Trek or Gilligan's Island Character: Locutus of Borg Preferred Brand of Whipping Cream: Miracle Whip. I like the name. Green Beer or Red Wine?: fine. OK. sure, just make it a double How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: when Ken Starr surfs in Other Wacked-out Web Sites You Like: this one tops the list!

Comments: Glad to see that Martha Stewart enjoys herself a bit during her lunch breaks. (The shindig with Bill Clinton) That woman just never stops. I would think that hosting a private luncheon of that magnitude for the Prez would really tire out a mere mortal, bu not Martha Stewart! Wonder who she did for dinner the same day?

10/23/98 10:32:27

Name: Bad Bunny	My URL: Visit Me
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Just surfing. Thanks.

Roy Romerly - 10/21/98 01:58:25 Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: green Favorite Star Trek or Gilligan's Island Character: odo Preferred Brand of Whipping Cream: cooool whip Green Beer or Red Wine?: jell-o shots??? How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: when h*ll freezes

Comments: Oh man. I had no idea that Martha Stewart "really" cooked. Have to say, I liked your perspective regarding the cancelled broadcast of Martha's luncheon with Bill Clinton. Also, thought that the view of the White House rose garden was definitely from an in ider's camera lens. Thanks for the laffs!

snkastich - 10/14/98 15:18:03 My Email:lcastle@ptw.com Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: none Preferred Brand of Whipping Cream: Dream Whip Green Beer or Red Wine?: don't drink alcohol

Comments: Serious Question Here......Several years ago, you featured an article in your magazine on Hyacinth Vases. I am a collector of these vases and would like to know more about them, but have not been able to find any literature on them. Please, please, if y u can direct me to some source, please do. And, if you should recall this article, and have it laying around ha! ha!, please send me another copy. I'll be more then happy to pay the shipping. Thank you and have a great Halloween. Linda

Trab Legeis - 10/04/98 00:20:57 My Email:siegels1@gte.net Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: lemon Favorite Star Trek or Gilligan's Island Character: spock Preferred Brand of Whipping Cream: store brand Green Beer or Red Wine?: wine How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: a few months

Comments: For a good laugh and a potential customer check out my web site http://home1.gte.net/siegels1/ I would appreciate a link or a banner. A good example of help that we requesting is at the following hilarious web site. http://www.d-zyn.com/monica/ This is my wife's and my first venture. We designed this product. We know it is a winner but we are having a lot of trouble getting it off the ground. We spent a lot of money with newspaper ads that were not successful. We are just about tapped out. We are hoping to get assistance from people like yourself in marketing Drop Trou Willie. Any suggestions are welcome. We need to identify a cost effective marketing medium. We have budgeted $1.00 per unit for marketing costs. We have quite a bit of ground to make up. Your help would be appreciated. We thank you in advance for your assistance. The Siegels

Cindy - 09/29/98 07:29:10 My URL:http://www.zecrets.com/users/cindy My Email:cinth@usa.net comment: Nice page.... please come visit my site :-) Thanks, Cindy

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Virginia - 09/26/98 04:08:28 Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: red, cherry red Favorite Star Trek or Gilligan's Island Character: Sister Mary Anne Preferred Brand of Whipping Cream: We are not allowed that here at the convent Green Beer or Red Wine?: wine, only wine.

Comments: I knew that there was some sort of "grand conspiracy" associated with that never aired (but taped) broadcast of Martha Stewart and Bill Clinton, but I had no idea, as I'm sure the rest of the American public had regarding that luncheon. Thanks for filling the rest of the civilized world in -- as to the shinanigans at a normally upstanding Martha Stewart luncheon. That darn Clinton manages to sleeze up even the most American icons and conventions. Why couldn't he just keep his hands off our beloved Martha?

MetalGuy20 - 09/24/98 09:33:39 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/SunsetStrip/Pit/7942/metalguy.html My Email:MetalGuy20@aol.com Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: Green Favorite Star Trek or Gilligan's Island Character: Ginger, grrrrrrr Preferred Brand of Whipping Cream: the kind I lick off Dena, sorry! Green Beer or Red Wine?: Red Wine How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: Martha is from the island of lesbos Other Wacked-out Web Sites You Like: www.goregallery.com

Comments: Nice Page!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DrDugg - 09/23/98 00:01:51 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Area51/Zone/2355/ My Email:drdugg@geocities.com Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: Green Favorite Star Trek or Gilligan's Island Character: Riker Preferred Brand of Whipping Cream: couldn't care less :-) Green Beer or Red Wine?: Orange tequila :-) How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: 923 A.D. :-)

Comments: heh

bigworm - 09/22/98 18:19:01 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/SoHo/Coffeehouse/3087/enter.html My Email:thedon16@hotmail.com Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: orange Favorite Star Trek or Gilligan's Island Character: spock he's out of his valkin mind Preferred Brand of Whipping Cream: cool whip Green Beer or Red Wine?: nither i like 40 oz of bull shlits malt How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: soon

Comments: this is the funnist goddanm thing i've ever seen in my life and i'm putting you up for the Kevin's Amazing Freakshow of Death's FUNNY SHIT AWARD

CigarHater - 09/20/98 22:37:19 Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: green Favorite Star Trek or Gilligan's Island Character: sexy prof Preferred Brand of Whipping Cream: Miracle Whip Green Beer or Red Wine?: peach schapps How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: free publicity-why should she?

Comments: Thanks for the insider peek into that luncheon with Bill Clinton. Phew! Martha Stewart really cooks!

MarthaNonGroupie - 09/07/98 23:49:50 Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: green Favorite Star Trek or Gilligan's Island Character: seven of nine Preferred Brand of Whipping Cream: leather Green Beer or Red Wine?: Wild Turkey

Comments: I knew that Martha has tons of followers and groupies, but I had no idea about those "Stewies". Thanks a lot for clueing the rest of us non-believers in about Martha's true fans. "In A Stew Wee" is putting it mildly...And, I had no idea that Captain Kirk nd Martha had a lovechild. Oh My!!!

cybergirl - 09/07/98 14:48:02 My URL:http://webtv My Email:MookienMe@webtv.net Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: yellow Favorite Star Trek or Gilligan's Island Character: ginger Preferred Brand of Whipping Cream: cool whip Green Beer or Red Wine?: Neither How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: unknown Other Wacked-out Web Sites You Like: not applicable

Comments: I want a recipe on vanilla ice cream that Martha Stewart made.

keri baker - 09/05/98 16:24:17 My Email:misskeri@webtv.net Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: lemon Favorite Star Trek or Gilligan's Island Character: mary ann Preferred Brand of Whipping Cream: cool whip Green Beer or Red Wine?: red wine How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: 2 years

Comments: pretty fun web site. i personally like martha stewart but she can be pretty intense.

James - 09/02/98 11:06:33 My Email:gymboy@concentric.net Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: Blue Favorite Star Trek or Gilligan's Island Character: First Contact Preferred Brand of Whipping Cream: Hood Green Beer or Red Wine?: Red Wine

Comments: Please tell me how I can get ahold of your Sunday Brunch CD. I've been trying to find it for a year now. James

Mark Parks - 08/30/98 20:24:08 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Colosseum/Bench/6208/ My Email:mparks@webzone.net Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: green, green Favorite Star Trek or Gilligan's Island Character: gilligan Preferred Brand of Whipping Cream: bilo Green Beer or Red Wine?: green beer How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: not long Other Wacked-out Web Sites You Like: mine

Comments: You have a cool website. I wonder if martha's visited it? Please visit mine it would mean a lot to me. mark

ConnerK - 08/30/98 03:27:29 Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: P Green Favorite Star Trek or Gilligan's Island Character: Odo. Reminds me of Martha Stewart. Preferred Brand of Whipping Cream: It's not the what, but rather the where! Green Beer or Red Wine?: Peppermint Schnaaps How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: R U kiddin'? U should sue her!

Comments: While at a party last night I could have sworn I saw Martha Stewart's face on a bottle of Mezcal. If it wasn't on the label, it must have been on the worm itself. Quite a party. But nothing like that rave over at Mrs. MegaB's house, that's for sure!

- 08/01/98 18:08:35

Comments: I got so choked up by your site that it was pretty hard to decide what to say... I just love Martha Stewart and I really enjoyed the very special photos of her!

Sumnutto - 07/26/98 19:22:01 My URL:http://www.sumnutto.com Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: green Favorite Star Trek or Gilligan's Island Character: ginger Preferred Brand of Whipping Cream: cool whip Green Beer or Red Wine?: red wine How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: not long Other Wacked-out Web Sites You Like: none

Comments: I don't know what all this is about but it's all pretty amazing to me. Is Martha Stewart a fictional character such as on a US sitcom or is she some kind of a US politician? Sorry, don't know that much about US culture.

Dude - 07/18/98 06:28:26 My Email:Crabmeat@insanity.com Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: GREEN! Favorite Star Trek or Gilligan's Island Character: I'm against TV, I'll guess. Joe? Preferred Brand of Whipping Cream: Lard Whip! Green Beer or Red Wine?: In a shot glass! How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: Whenever the heck she feels like it! Other Wacked-out Web Sites You Like: Brian Stewart Clone Page!

Comments: MrsMegaByte, your website has provided many hysterical laughs and hours of fun for the entire family! You should make it into a boardgame and sell it to Fisher Price! You'd make a million! But really, I think you should be paid for this website! I can s rely tell that it was made by a professional webmaster! :)

Billy - 07/18/98 06:22:30 My Email:boogiemann@hotmail.com Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: Brown Favorite Star Trek or Gilligan's Island Character: Spock Preferred Brand of Whipping Cream: Cheese in a can Green Beer or Red Wine?: I like to mix them together for the full effect! Whoo! How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: Maybe a week or so? Other Wacked-out Web Sites You Like: The hellhole

Comments: Very funny, you cheeky little monkey! Wha ha ha ha he he he he ho ha!!!

Doo doo head - 07/18/98 06:19:33 My URL:http://members.tripod.com/~SassyAlly/index.html My Email:InColorado@aol.com Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: Yellow~~ Reminds me of yellow snow! Favorite Star Trek or Gilligan's Island Character: Data (The next Generation) Preferred Brand of Whipping Cream: Redi Whip? (What kind of a dumb question is that???) Green Beer or Red Wine?: Huh? How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: It's only time........... Other Wacked-out Web Sites You Like: My own, thank you very much!

Comments: Your website intimidates the innocent bystanders that are wishing to have an enjoyful time on the internet. Keep up the good work!

Bre - 07/17/98 00:55:34 Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: brown/ lemon Favorite Star Trek or Gilligan's Island Character: Trekie Diana Troy Green Beer or Red Wine?: pink lemonaide How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: surely one doesn't sue

Comments: interesting

Bre - 07/17/98 00:52:38 Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: brown/ lemon

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Emma Power - 07/14/98 21:59:15 My URL:http://www.sit.wisc.students/~sewieman My Email:sewieman@students.wisc.edu Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: chocolate (no joke, they really had that at one point) Favorite Star Trek or Gilligan's Island Character: Mary Ann Preferred Brand of Whipping Cream: Cool Whip Green Beer or Red Wine?: Rolling Rock How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: Hopefully sooner than Emma Power

Comments: Oh my, MrsMegaByte, I gotta say I love this place. On my own dear website I have a link to marthastewart.com which everyone thinks is a link to a satire page and then they come to the chilling realization that she is REALLY that bad all on her own. If I may, I'd like to link to your site as well so they can see what a marthastewart satire page REALLY looks like.

Fran Valenta - 06/25/98 13:42:09 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/wellesley/6431 My Email:franvalen@aol.com Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: green Favorite Star Trek or Gilligan's Island Character: Spock Preferred Brand of Whipping Cream: home-made Green Beer or Red Wine?: wine How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: I think she would love your site Other Wacked-out Web Sites You Like: Ladybug's site Alikatt's site

Comments: This was sure fun I'll be back Fran Valenta franapple

Martita - 06/23/98 01:09:59 My Email:GGUERR@MINDSPRING.COM Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: RED Favorite Star Trek or Gilligan's Island Character: JOHN LUKE PICARD Preferred Brand of Whipping Cream: MY OWN Green Beer or Red Wine?: RED WINE How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: 6 MONTHS

Comments: I want to help Martha expand her wonderful ideas to the Latino countries, they may not have food to eat, but their houses will be well decorated!!

Mary Kay - 06/19/98 02:57:57 My Email:No, that's OK Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: GREEN, by jove Favorite Star Trek or Gilligan's Island Character: Spock--he has green blood doesn't he? Preferred Brand of Whipping Cream: C-o-o-o-l Whip Green Beer or Red Wine?: Scotch-neat How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: 2098. The rest of us will be dead by then Other Whacked-out Web Sites You Like: yours is by far the wackiest

Comments: Thanks for the party fun, Mrs. Mega Byte! What a crazy Martha site, indeed! ...wonder if Martha Stewart has seen your page? Anyway, if you are looking for new themes for more pages, I think I'd like to see more of those never-been-published, exclusive pho os of Martha Stewart! Maybe Martha at home, Martha's past, those insane groupies, etc.

Tig&Rikki - 06/18/98 19:03:05 My Email:Nikaia@whoever.com Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: green, of course Favorite Star Trek or Gilligan's Island Character: mr. howell Preferred Brand of Whipping Cream: creamy fresh Green Beer or Red Wine?: master puke How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: VERY Other Wacked-out Web Sites You Like: asshole of the day

Comments: we luv martha. wish she'd get down & dirty on my thang. & blow b. clinton publically & make a nice, light, creamy soufle for her key lime pie, out of b. clinton's sexual emissions. & sharer it w/hillary & chelsey & monica l's @ a chineese buy-all-the-pres dent-you-can-buy dinner.....@the american taxopayers expense, of course.

CandyBrains - 06/08/98 22:51:35 My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/al/CandyBrains/index.html Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: olive Favorite Star Trek or Gilligan's Island Character: If it is Star Trek Voyager I would have to say it is Captain Janeway cause she is a born leader Preferred Brand of Whipping Cream: CoolWhip Green Beer or Red Wine?: Red Wine How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: as soon as she gets the legal work done.

Comments: Your seem to have tried to make your site scary. You have done a terrible job. Just kidding =) your site is wonderful and very attractive I wish my site was more like yours, hehe.

MsAtte2ude - 06/07/98 02:33:09 My URL:http://members.aol.com/MsAtte2ude/DiaryMadPICook.index.html My Email:MsAtte2ude@aol.com Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: orange Favorite Star Trek or Gilligan's Island Character: The professor Preferred Brand of Whipping Cream: That's personal How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: Right after me Other Whacked-out Web Sites You Like: mine - feel free to crash the party

Comments: Excellent work

NotMartha!ThankGod! - 05/29/98 06:26:00 My Email:hide_from-U.com Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: All jell-o sucks! Isn't that the point of jell-O? Favorite Star Trek or Gilligan's Island Character: Both Howell's Preferred Brand of Whipping Cream: Sweet, sloppy & sticky Green Beer or Red Wine?: RED beer! Green beer! I'm Irish! How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: Not likely!!! Other Whacked-out Web Sites You Like: Nothing touches your site!

Comments: Martha Stewart ought to espy your pages- "Espy" is something SHE would do...Maybe she has already - and you just don't know it...YIKES! Oh my! Oh Martha! Leave the "Crazy Glue" alone, already!

Corbino - 05/27/98 15:05:01 My Email:theseats@halifax.com Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: orange Favorite Star Trek Character: Ginger Preferred Brand of Whipping Cream: Cool Whip Green Beer or Red Wine?: Neither How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: I AM Martha Stewart! Nice Site!! ;) Other Whacked-out Web Sites You Like: ONLY YOURS!!! I'M A STALKER!!! JUST KIDDING!!! HE HE!!!

Comments: Neat, weird, and definetly unique! Au Revoir!

Tootsie - 05/24/98 15:50:53 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Hollywood/Boulevard/6213 Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: Black Favorite Star Trek Character: Ginger Preferred Brand of Whipping Cream: Rainbow :) Green Beer or Red Wine?: Red wine How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: tomorrow Other Whacked-out Web Sites You Like: mine!!!

Comments: Cool site

Susan Sage - 05/18/98 09:43:51 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/~nitelifer My Email:ssage@adelphia.net Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: GREEN!!!!! Favorite Star Trek Character: James T.Kirk Preferred Brand of Whipping Cream: Whatever is COOL Green Beer or Red Wine?: Cheese with my whine How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: I won't tell.. Other Whacked-out Web Sites You Like: Mine of course!

Comments: Love your humor.. website is FUN! I shall tell all my friends to drop by! They should both be out in 3-5. So glad you dropped by my site! Sage

SassyAlly - 05/17/98 05:27:09 My URL:http://members.tripod.com/~SassyAlly/ My Email:(Oh, please, NO!) Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: GREEN, lemon, orange, red, YUCK-O Favorite Star Trek Character: 7 of 9 Preferred Brand of Whipping Cream: Chocolate Cool Whip Green Beer or Red Wine?: Yes! Don't mind if I do! How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: When da sun don't shine Other Whacked-out Web Sites You Like: yours is the most wacked out I've ever seen. Nothing quite compares.

Comments: Oh MaMa!

The Star Trekker - 05/12/98 21:45:41 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Area51/Dimension/8676/ My Email:thestartrekker@hotmail.com Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: All jell-o is good, especially with vodka! Favorite Star Trek Character: Morn Preferred Brand of Whipping Cream: Whichever brand my girlfriend is wearing. Green Beer or Red Wine?: Crown Royal Whiskey How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: You haven't been sued yet? Other Whacked-out Web Sites You Like: Who said I liked your site?

Comments: Whatever medication you've been prescribed, you should either take a lot more, or severly cut the dosage!

Velasca: Godess of Chaos - 05/09/98 14:47:07 My URL:http://www.fortunecity.com/lavender/trousers/279/ My Email:inkartist@geocities.com Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: lemon Favorite Star Trek Character: Tribbles Preferred Brand of Whipping Cream: cool whip Green Beer or Red Wine?: green beer How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: She will be 2 astounded 2 sue you.

Comments: Did you know you can make STEW and WART out of her last name? or Mars Thatewart? or Ahtram Trawets?

Cricket Anne - 05/07/98 19:18:55 My Email:CricketM@aol.com Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: red/raspberry Favorite Star Trek Character: DEFINITELY Ginger Preferred Brand of Whipping Cream: Reddi-Whip! It's Almost actual food! Green Beer or Red Wine?: Um... *heh heh* I don't drink alcoholic beverages... I'm underage. Why? What are you implying? WHO ARE YOUR SOURCES?! How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: Hmm... I'm sure she won't get sued... Martha has a pretty good sense of humor. After all, she IS a perfect human being... Other Whacked-out Web Sites You Like: The spatula warehouse. I especially like the nude gallery. Oh! And the "Find the Spam" That's an EXCELLENT one. Kind of difficult though...

Comments: This is a very well put together site. You'd almost think Martha did it! Bravo!

Cricket Anne - 05/07/98 19:16:25 My Email:CricketM@aol.com Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: red/raspberry Favorite Star Trek Character: DEFINITELY Ginger Preferred Brand of Whipping Cream: Reddi-Whip! It's Almost actual food! Green Beer or Red Wine?: Um... *heh heh* I don't drink alcoholic beverages... I'm underage. Why? What are you implying? WHO ARE YOUR SOURCES?! How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: Hmm... I'm sure she won't get sued... Martha has a pretty good sense of humor. After all, she IS a perfect human being... Other Whacked-out Web Sites You Like: The spatula warehouse. I especially like the nude gallery. Oh! And the "Find the Spam

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crazeddaisy - 05/07/98 02:17:44 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/sunsetstrip/alley/6215 My Email:crazeddaisy@hotmail.com Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: pink/grape Favorite Star Trek Character: star trek sucks monkeys balls Preferred Brand of Whipping Cream: Cool Whip or any spray whip cream topping (more fun when it sprays) Green Beer or Red Wine?: alcohol is alcohol so why would it matter How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: as soon as she finds out.....goddamn sue happy terriosts.....this whole freaking world has gone mad...especially those frog nazis...which reminds me where is my number to those assasssins Other Whacked-out Web Sites You Like: no

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TSUKI - 05/05/98 16:22:22 Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: GREEN Favorite Star Trek Character: ANY ONE BUT KIRK Preferred Brand of Whipping Cream: COOL-WHIP Green Beer or Red Wine?: RED WINE How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: NEVER-STEWART DOESN'T HAVE THE GUTS

Comments: ONCE PEOPLE THOUGHT GARRY COLEMAN TO BE THE ANTI-CHRIST, BUT TRULY, IT IS MARTHA.

Glenn - 05/04/98 13:44:29 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/SouthBeach/Shores/4124/ My Email:helpnascar@msn.com Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: yellow? Favorite Star Trek Character: oh boy hot me here liked all of the ones from the island guess it would be gilligan Green Beer or Red Wine?: red wine How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: umm years maybe possibly seconds

Comments: your definately rite about the laughs part lol

- 04/25/98 23:09:13 Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: Windex Blue Favorite Star Trek Character: Quark Preferred Brand of Whipping Cream: canned Green Beer or Red Wine?: red beer How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: why?

Comments: I'm glad that I'm not alone. It was beginning to look as though every one on the planet thinks that Martha Stewart is some kind of a goddess!

Lola - 04/19/98 21:11:05 My Email:sailor@ny.tds.net Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: blue Favorite Star Trek Character: spock Preferred Brand of Whipping Cream: coolwhip Green Beer or Red Wine?: red wine

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Lifer99 - 04/19/98 02:15:41 Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: I hate all jello, but I'd like to see black jello because that would be extra disgusting Favorite Star Trek Character: Worf. I bet he hates jello, too Preferred Brand of Whipping Cream: Electric Green Beer or Red Wine?: Red beer

Comments: I used to have mad fantasies about Martha Stewart. You've really given me something to ponder on now. Thanks!!!!!!

EagleEye - 04/16/98 23:53:06 Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: Greeeeeeeen! Favorite Gilligan's Island Character: Captain Skip Tastes Great, or Less Filling?: Great Head

Comments: It may not be the Crazy Glue, after all. I swear that I saw "Loco Weed" in one of those dusty dried plant arrangements that Martha Stewart is so fond of.

- 04/14/98 00:47:54 My Email:(talk about EEK!) Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: won't eat anything that's moving Favorite Gilligan's Island Character: Richie-rich Tastes Great, or Less Filling?: 90 proof How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: (bet she's never thought of some of the stuff in your site

Comments: My theory is that Martha Stewart sniffs "Crazy Glue". That would explain a lot.

(Not Martha Stewart) - 04/14/98 00:42:28 My Email:How Polite! Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: I hate all jell0 Favorite Gilligan's Island Character: lagoon Preferred Brand of Duct Tape: it's all magical Tastes Great, or Less Filling?: ye-ooohgh How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: dunno-I'm not Martha Stewart Other Whacked-out Web Sites You Like: Yours is by far the most whacked

Comments: Do you think that Martha Stewart really uses a crystal ball? (My bet is that she has a whole staff of flunkies that have to eat, sleep and poop out all of that MS crap.) Hmm, wonder if they get wreaths and potpouri as their xmas bonus? hmmm

Wahoo - 04/13/98 20:15:27 My Email:Please! Don't! Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: Green with Bananas--That's double yuk Favorite Gilligan's Island Character: Doctor Tastes Great, or Less Filling?: not How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: what for?

Comments: I always thought that Martha Stewart suffered from Multiple Personality Disorder. Now I'm sure of it.

blue e send money - 04/13/98 04:03:17 My Email:djrj Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: yellow Favorite Gilligan's Island Character: mary ann Tastes Great, or Less Filling?: tastes great How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: real soon

Comments: we really enjoy the show!!!!!!!

- 04/13/98 03:45:50

Comments: Oh God I'd love to see that riteous babe in the next Victoria's Secret catalog! Oh mama!

Yummy Y la tummy - 04/13/98 03:41:18 My URL:http://f.u.cum My Email:nope sorry Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: color of yellow snow Favorite Gilligan's Island Character: the hammock Preferred Brand of Duct Tape: Johnny Tastes Great, or Less Filling?: all/neither of the above How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: Never--you are the demon Other Whacked-out Web Sites You Like: all stars

Comments: There is something I would like to tell you. There is someone that i know that hates you and wants to hire a hitman to kill you like in the movie u-turn. i am not telling, but i suggest you stop making fun of my best friend a.k.a. martha stewart. so th re

Kathy Bennaka - 04/12/98 19:36:54 My Email:kbennaka@midusa.net Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: purple Favorite Gilligan's Island Character: Ginger Preferred Brand of Duct Tape: scotch Tastes Great, or Less Filling?: Diet Coke How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: 1000 years Other Whacked-out Web Sites You Like: n/a

Comments: I love Martha Stewart!!!!!!

- 04/03/98 19:56:13

Comments: Geeze! you are a really jacked up freak!

Betshof - 04/02/98 22:10:57 My URL:http://rukiddingme.com My Email:Betshof@aol.com/ Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: clear..../remember the banana fiasco?? Favorite Gilligan's Island Character: they were all so good, how can I possibly be expected to answer that?! Preferred Brand of Duct Tape: generics ok, as long as it holds his mouth shut Tastes Great, or Less Filling?: Tastes great.....what else?! How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: took me 3wks since I got on aol to find it...so I fgure Martha will find it the first time she gets on the web..her ego u know... Other Whacked-out Web Sites You Like: this is my 1st, I was a virgin til now

Comments: I have a strange feeling that Martha herself created this web site to see what people are really saying about her..the ego thing again.

Zingsewer1 - 04/01/98 23:49:58 My Email:Tw2371 @ aol.coom Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: black and lime jello Favorite Gilligan's Island Character: gillagan Preferred Brand of Duct Tape: wal - mart How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: 6 months Other Whacked-out Web Sites You Like: betty crocker

Comments: Marth Stewert is realy cool !!!!!!!!!!

KookyOneKanobi - 03/30/98 20:13:58 Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: yellow-all yellow Favorite Gilligan's Island Character: Gilligan Preferred Brand of Duct Tape: siver Tastes Great, or Less Filling?: Not tastes great

Comments: Why aren't any of the castaways at the party? Why isn't anything done with duct tape at yur party? And why are they drinking that home brew instead of diet beer? I thought I got the whole thing until I got to your guest book!

ChilledOut - 03/27/98 21:08:09 My Email:PLEASE-no mail from U Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: greeeeeeeeen Favorite Gilligan's Island Character: Mr. Howell Preferred Brand of Duct Tape: true value Tastes Great, or Less Filling?: not great How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: never

Comments: What are you one, anyway? Where can I gett some? Seriously, I enjoyed your deranged party-especially the candid party photos. I'd like to see some of those in the National Enquirer. You'd probably be in the GREEN, if you submitted them!

- 03/24/98 22:59:58 My Email:no thanks Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: any thing that wiggles shouldn't be eaten Favorite Gilligan's Island Character: hunky Hale Tastes Great, or Less Filling?: water is more filling How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: she'll never last thru the party

Comments: I'm glad I stuck out your dorky party till the bitter end. Seeing Martha get hit by tht gross pie over and over and over and over and over made the whole thing worth it.

"CHANDA-- LIER" - 03/24/98 20:56:21 Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: blue Favorite Gilligan's Island Character: Mrs.Howe Preferred Brand of Duct Tape: silver Tastes Great, or Less Filling?: tastes great How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: 2 months

Comments: I am proud of being a M.S. groupie, I watch her every morning after one round with "Mary Jane" and breakfast. After chilling with Mary J.and watching Martha ,my mind opens up to all of the wonderful projects I can do with my house. Thanks Martha for helping me use Mrs.Mary constructively!!!!!

gerryrae - 03/24/98 20:03:18 My Email:gerryrae@aol.com Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: green Favorite Gilligan's Island Character: gilligan Preferred Brand of Duct Tape: quack How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: 2 weeks

Comments: Very amusing. When will it all be working?

Princess - 03/24/98 05:59:20 My Email:(no way) Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: all-jello is peasant food Favorite Gilligan's Island Character: the Howells Preferred Brand of Duct Tape: what??

Comments: Martha Stewart likes nice things. Is that a crime? Plus, I had no idea that she knew how to play the guitar. Why do want to make fun of her? After all, she did fix your stupid party, didn't she?

ToCoolTwoParty - 03/24/98 04:54:37 My Email:(don't write me)-PLEASE Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: ALL JELLO IS DISGUSTING Favorite Gilligan's Island Character: MARYANNE Tastes Great, or Less Filling?: Get real How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: as soon as MS finds your site

Comments: Stones rule. Stones have ruled for 30 years. Great to see Mick at the party. I had no idea that Martha Stewart could chimp a chord or 2. Wonder what VanHalen thinks about the solo? Who cares. Aren't they dead, anyway? Really liked seeing Martha get a pie n the face on her way to "Planet Martha"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jennifer Newton - 03/20/98 23:27:59 My Email:JNewtonjen@worldnet.att.net Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: green Favorite Gilligan's Island Character: professor Preferred Brand of Duct Tape: ace Tastes Great, or Less Filling?: cool whip How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: dunno

Comments: MrsMegaByte have you fallen off the planet or what? Please call me sometime! I know you are really busy, but I'd like to see ya. This weekend is the Pow-wow wanna go? (you don't have to.. I'll go alone as usual lately..) Jennifer

BigBadRed - 03/20/98 09:41:15 Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: Red-Duhhhh Favorite Gilligan's Island Character: Ginger--She's a red-head

Comments: That Martha Stewart is one hot babe. I's like to see more interesting views of that hot Martha babe.

duster - 03/20/98 04:22:46 My Email:user839988@aol.com Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: apricot Favorite Gilligan's Island Character: professor Preferred Brand of Duct Tape: silver Tastes Great, or Less Filling?: beer How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: 8 seconds Other Whacked-out Web Sites You Like: riddler

Comments: i like your style Martha

lory - 03/18/98 20:13:43 My Email:starkt l r @ aol Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: green Favorite Gilligan's Island Character: professor Tastes Great, or Less Filling?: jello

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Binary Bandit - 03/15/98 00:05:27 My URL:-=CLASSIFIED=- My Email:larryharvey@sprintmail.com Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: yello/don't like any kind of jello Favorite Gilligan's Island Character: gilligan Preferred Brand of Duct Tape: -=CLASSIFIED=- Tastes Great, or Less Filling?: -=CLASSIFIED=- How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: 78 DAYS Other Whacked-out Web Sites You Like: THE SHRINE TO THE TV POWER CORD

Comments: COOL SITE, SORRY I CANT GIVE OUT MORE INFO ABOUT MYSELF, THE POSITION IM IN DOES NOT PERMIT IT. PLEASE RESPONT TO MY E-MAIL. HAPPY TRANSFER TO WILMES!

- 03/13/98 07:48:42 Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: orange & chunky blows chunks Favorite Gilligan's Island Character: Mary Anne Tastes Great, or Less Filling?: gag--like anybody would actually consume that shit How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: You otta sue Martha Stewart if she bugs you.

Comments: If I was Martha Stewart, I'd blow chunks at your site. But, I'm not Martha Stewart. So I'll just keep it down for now and laugh my balls off.

Fridayfool - 03/12/98 23:22:44 Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: That blue stuff. It reminds me of windsheild cleaner. (Tastes like it, too) Favorite Gilligan's Island Character: Gilligan. He reminds me of my little brother. Preferred Brand of Duct Tape: silver Tastes Great, or Less Filling?: crap-- almost as good as windsheild cleaner

Comments: "Demented" doesn't quite do your site justice! Great photos-- who was behind the camera?

Sycotwo - 03/12/98 23:12:31 Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: Love all flavors of Jell-O shots Tastes Great, or Less Filling?: Jell-O shots just slide right down

Comments: Martha could have brought at least a tray or two of Jell-O shots. That certainly would have kept the crowd happy for a while.

- 03/10/98 20:34:32 Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: Orange -- A relative always makes a disgusting mold with mayo in it. YUK! Favorite Gilligan's Island Character: The Prof is a hunk

Comments: Great site! I'd like to see the Professor from Gilligan's Island at your party, though. I've always liked the way he handled his coconuts.

Eddyboy - 02/25/98 05:05:51 Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: Orange - It's a flavor, too. And it's gross! Favorite Gilligan's Island Character: Ging-ahhh Preferred Brand of Duct Tape: Are u kidding? - 3M Tastes Great, or Less Filling?: Tastes like crap. BUD or nothing.. How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: Wha 4?

Comments: I liked your site, but I don't get all of the hoopla about the green, then the red. (I'm color blind. They're exactly the same to me!)

Jeremy Gallen - 02/24/98 12:37:41 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Hollywood/Boulevard/9364/ My Email:jmgallen@geocities.com

Comments: Nice page! Come to my page, look around, sign my guestbook, keep coming back, and tell all of your friends to come to my page, look around, sign my guestbook, and keep coming back! Thanks!

Partygal - 02/18/98 02:17:07 Least Favorite Color / Flavor of Jell-O: Green Jell-O makes me SICK!!! Favorite Gilligan's Island Character: Mrs. Howell Preferred Brand of Duct Tape: Whatever Tastes Great, or Less Filling?: Less filling How Soon Before MrsMegaByte Is Sued by Martha Stewart?: Never, I hope- Martha Stewart deserves it.

Comments: Gosh, I laughed so hard while I was eating milk and cookies. You made milk come out of my nose! That was the only thing I didn't like about your site.