Martha Stewart Does Lunch with President Bill Clinton

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Bill's pillows

Martha Stewart's Luncheon Faux Pas
aka: Martha Stewart "Does Lunch" with Bill Clinton

Martha Stewart's personal Presidential de-briefing follows. Enjoy!

Bill's Cookin' w/ Martha

"Think of the great following Martha has throughout the country -
There's no telling how she's broadened my base today."
President Bill Clinton said at the luncheon.

Martha Stewart, role model for billions of Americans,
has become the first to censure President Clinton.

The sixth-season premier of Martha Stewart's daily television show, "Martha Stewart Living",
was to have been devoted entirely to a luncheon date with Bill Clinton.
Bill's Instrument

"After reflection on subsequent events...
We feel that airing the program would be inappropriate at this time."

What a crowning jewel that get-together must have been!

Executives at "Martha Stewart Living" decided to scrub the broadcast
rather than air the 30-minute television show detailing
Bill & Martha: Rose Garden

"Down-home" Martha Stewart-style entertainment for the president,
Bill & Martha Dance

including an all-American meal complete with
wild stallion, mini cheesecake, pizza-to-go, and an after dinner dance and cigar.

The president "ate with gusto," Stewart said.

The cancelled broadcast also featured a present Martha Stewart made for the president:
a monogrammed set of bedroom pillows.
Martha with Bill's Pillow

"I'm sure he'll enjoy using these," Martha said as she posed with a pillow for the camera.

Bill Clinton and Martha Stewart
ended the perfect afternoon affair with the usual hug.

There's much, much more where this came from!

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