CAL VS. JACK


This chart is comparing Billy Zane's character/physical body (Cal) to Leonardo DiCaprio's character/physical body (Jack) from the movie TITANIC. (Note: Their physical comparisons are not fictional!) If you have any suggestions for more comparisons, please email me (MrsZane) or sign my guestbook. Thanks a lot!

Cute Cal                                  Ew it's Jack

                                         

looks his age

looks barely 13 years old

thick, jet black hair

stringy, thin blah hair     

rich

poor

handsome

exactly the opposite

masculine

almost feminine

matured man

immature prepubescent

muscular

what muscles?

perfect manly build

too skinny and bony

deep, manly voice

girly, high-pitched voice

"There's nothing on
earth I would deny you."

"I'll teach you how to
spit like a man."

well-educated, smart

too stupid to be
educated at all

man enough to
wait to have sex

had sex with Rose
after only a few days
of knowing her

**Now, who would you rather have? (Personally, I think Rose was crazy for choosing Jack over Cal. Anyone else would be, too.)              

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