NOTE: We are experiencing an overwhelming demand for the items on this page. Orders will be shipped as soon as items are re-stocked. In the meanwhile, it is suggested that these pictures be printed, cut out, and hung on your Christmas Tree, your children, your dog, or wherever yuletide puffiness is needed. Thank you.
The first of our collection is the "GRASS HARP". Here Joe Don shows he is indeed the sweaty arm of the law as power and authority, and lets not forget the stale reek of spilled beer, pours forth from this beautiful hand crafted ornament. The largest of our four ornament set, this ornament weighs over 16 pounds, so it is not recommended for use on smaller branches, or over any areas where small children might be playing. Puffmark accepts no responsibility for maimed family members during this joyous holiday season.
We all think of Christmas when we think of the movie "MITCHELL", right? Who can forget the moving scene where Joe Don Baker and John Saxon exchange threatening glances while sitting amidst John Saxon's holiday stockpile of presents? This ornament is ideal for letting people know that just because it's the time of year that we should love our neighbors and spread happiness and joy, we are still ready at any time to put a bullet through Martin Balsam's head. 
Here at Puffmark, our poorly paid but highly talented artists have worked around the clock to bring this wonder to you in time for the X-mas season. Recreated from the original "Mitchell" movie poster, it shows a happy Mitchell, who's face will light up your room like a lit, gas soaked hanky stuffed under the gas cap of a 1973 Ford LTD. We at Puffmark are extremely proud of this wonderful holiday trinket.*
And finally, we present "Silent Schlitz, Holy Schlitz". We asked Joe Don what Christmas means to him personally, and he replied..."When do I get paid? Got any Schlitz?".
So we took that idea and created this stunning hand painted ornament that lets the Schlitz lover in us all shine. This ornament tells the world what the true meaning of Christmas is all about, which is the fact that it is only ONE WEEK until we can drink ourselves stupid on New Year's Eve.
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