"Take a crap in the real forest"--Josh Rod

"I need a scrunchy to maintain this mess"--Jena

"The birds that soar highest are the birds of 'pray'"

"Constipated people don't give a crap"

"Honesty is only a virtue when spoken with love and compassion"

"Guns don't kill people. Bullets do."

"Live Your Life Like There Is No Tomorrow Because Sometimes There's Not."

"God Made Your Lips, The Least You Could Do Is Speak For Him."

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"To The World You Might Be A Person But To A Person You Might Be The World"

"All is of God; the only thing of my very own which I contribute to my redemption is the sin from which I need to be redeemed." --William Temple

"To say 'justification by faith' is merely another way of saying 'justification by Christ.' Faith has absolutely no value in itself; its value lies solely in its object. Faith is the eye that looks to Christ, the hand that takes hold of him, the mouth that drinks the water of life." --John Stott