Episode Number: 1
Cast: Ben, Matt
Number of Panels: 4
Size: 400 pixels by 150 pixels
Color or B/W: B/W
Script: Matt: Hey Ben. How's it going?; Ben: YAA!

Stuff You Might Have Missed (if you are blind stupid or both):

• Matt is wearing an E.T. Lives T-Shirt
  
• Kenny G does not appear in this strip
  

Stuff You Might Have Missed (if you happen to be legally blind):

• The whole episode, except for the last panel, is in the dark
  
• Matt is wearing grey pajamas
  
• Kenny G does not appear in this strip
  

Stuff You Might Have Missed (if you were being attacked by godzilla at the time):

• The drummer pal is wearing a smiley face T-Shirt
  
• There is a G on the bass drum
  
• Kenny G does not appear in this strip
  

(Due to the enourmous amount of mail I have recieved on this subject, here are the particular instruments that Ben, Matt, and pal use:
• Pal: DW 5-piece drum set, ProMark Mellenium II drum sticks
  
• Matt: Fernandes 4-string bass, Crate Amplifier
  
• Ben: Alembic Orion guitar, Fender Amplifier, Boss Danelectro and DOD distortion boxes.)
  

Age: 13
Height: 5' 5" (1.76 meters)
Weight: 113 lbs (70 kilograms)
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Brown
Favorite Ninja Turtle: Raphael
Least Favorite Pop "Band": The Spice Girls
Favorite Saying: YAA!
Weapon of Choice: His Mom's Battle Axe
Mug Shot:

Favorite Kenny G Album: None.

Age: 12
Height: 5' 6" (1.77 meters)
Weight: 127 lbs (73 kilograms)
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Brown
Favorite Ninja Turtle: Donatello
Least Favorite "Pop" "Band": Kenny G
Favorite Saying: It takes a strong, good-looking man to be killed by Ben going Yaa!
Weapon of Choice: Post-Humous Luck
Mug Shot:

Favorite Kenny G Album: None.

Age: 10
Height: 4' 8" (1.33 meters)
Weight: 53 lbs (12 kilograms)
Hair: Light Brown
Eyes: Blue
Favorite Ninja Turtle: Botticelli
Least Favorite Pop "Band": Hanson
Favorite Saying: Hanson sucks
Weapon of Choice: A well timed stupid remark
Favorite Kenny G Album: Who?

Age: 16
Height: 6' 1" (1.95 meters)
Weight: 135 lbs (76 kilograms)
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Hazel
Favorite Ninja Turtle: Disco Ninja Turtles! New from CHAOS CORP. toy manufacturing dept.
Least Favorite Pop "Band": The Beach Boys, The Eagles, Hanson, Kenny G, Warren G, Backstreet Boys, NSync, Puff Daddy, Leann Rimes, Sugar Ray, The Spice Girls, etc.
Favorite Saying: Buy "Disco Ninja Turtles" from CHAOS CORP.
Weapon of Choice: A can of Easy Cheese
Favorite Kenny G Album: All of them that Mr. G was injured in the making of.

Age: Unknown, probably like a million or something
Height: 5" (.06 meters)(on TV)
Weight: 32113 lbs (7000 kilograms)(An educated guess)
Hair: Big, curly, dumb
Eyes: Big, curly, dumb
Favorite Ninja Turtle: Michalangelo
Least Favorite Pop "Band": Iron Drool Suit
Favorite Saying: Boy am I ever cool.
Weapon of Choice: Tenor Oboe
Mug Shot:

Favorite Kenny G Album: All.

Ben: (noun) A humanoid creature, averaging 1.76 meters in height, prone to unreasonable bouts of fury, which are characterized by the tell-tale Going Yaa!

Matt: (noun) Another humanoid creature, averaging 1.77 meters in height, prone to being subjected to unreasonable bouts of fury, which are characterized by the tell-tale Getting Yaaed At.

Kenny G: (noun) A semi-humanoid creature, unknown height, which is prone to not being in any episodes of "The Zany Adventures of Ben and Matt."

Go Yaa!: (verb) A sudden transformation from a peaceful, benevolent creature or object to a war-like, malevolent one. This process takes approximately 0.325772 seconds to complete, in its entirety. Often, during the process, the creature will go "YAA!" and kill someone.

Going Yaa!: (adjective) The action of going through the tranformation.

T-Shirt: (noun) An article of body covering sometimes called "Clothing." Often they will have the words "Hard Rock Cafe: Boise" written on them.

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