Okay, listen up! Sorry for not updating the page more often!!! But I have got to say something... If you read the guestbook, you'll see abunch of entries for TITANIC-lovers, saying that we have no life and absolutly no sense of moral of any kind! Well, you're all wrong. They say that we should feel sorry for the people that really died, well, sure we do, but we don't need to hear this stuff from you! The only reason you say that is because you say Leo drowned(which I must say, was the coolest part of the movie)! Would all you TITANIC-lovers be saying this if titanic never happened! ALL we are doin is sharing our opinion in a way you don't like, so if you don't like it, to bad!!! In fact, why do you even bother coming to our page if you're just going to insult people? How's that for moral???
Hello, I think I'll just add my own bit after that (this is a different writer now). As far as I'm concerned you're all idiots, ninety percent of you, obviously, are fans of last years biggest kiddie-flick Titanic, those of you who like the page, can sign the guestbook, if you dont like the page you dont need to take the time out of your oh so busy afternoon schedule (Watch Titanic on video, smile, call friend, talk about Titanic, watch Titanic on video) because I'll just sit here and laugh at your childish opinions and poor spelling. But if you do sign the book, at least leave your e-mail address or a web page so we can make our return statement. Or are you afraid that we might be more insulting than you?
As for my wanting your attention (which those who sign the guestbook seem to think I hold in esteem) if I were to want your precious attention, I'd probably say something more along the lines of:
So what, a thousand rich bastards sunk on their ship and died. They were idiots anyway, They suck, they deserved to sink, they can all wallow in piles of their own excrement while Leonardo DiCrapio gets millions of dollars for making a movie about it, the intellectual equivallent of a Goosebumps book, and all you retards sit and cry as Leonardo slips quietly into the deep ocean. Anyway, you probably get the gist, although most of you Titanic lovers will not have understood most of the words used up there, for example "of" is a bit beyond the intellectual capacity of the people this movie was aimed at. That is what I would say, were I to want your attention, if you want to believe that that is how I view the people of the real Titanic, go ahead. And as I said before, if you feel the need to express yourself creatively by writing messages such as "You losers have no life, and yur dumb" in our guestbook, go ahead, but please, leave a return address. Its not like I'm going to find out where you live and physically rip your intestines out and hang you with them, no, I might say that I'm not the one who went to see Titanic over and over, and ACTUALLY BELIEVED I was seeing something worthwhile. Is that too much for you to take, can you not handle being yelled at a little after yelling at us (albeit yelling with really poor grammar) then I guess you are just the type of person who would think Titanic was a good movie, or even a movie made with the post-3rd grade group in mind.
P.S. If Leo drowned I would be laughing just as hard as when Jack drowned. (And actually 'froze to death' is more accurate)