It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in her grades. There is really nothing to do and all the students are restless. The teacher said "Whoever answers the question I ask first and correctly, can leave early today!!" Little Johnny said to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. Iīm smart and will answer the question!!"

The teacher asked "Who said "Four Score and Seven Years ago"?" Before Johnny could open his mouth, Jennifer said "Abraham Lincoln" The teacher said "Thatīs right Jennifer!!! You can go!!"

Johnny was MAD!! The teacher asked "Who said "I have a dream"?" Before Johnny could open his mouth, Mary said "Martin Luther King" The teacher said "Thatīs right Mary!!You can go!!" Johnny was even MADDER than before!!

The teacher asked "Who said "Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country!"?" Before Johnny could open his mouth, Margaret said "John F. Kennedy" The teacher said "Thatīs right Maggie!!You can go now!!" Johnny was BOILING MAD!! When the teacher turned her back, Johnny said "I wish these women would keep their mouths shut!!"

The teacher heard and asked "WHO SAID THAT??????". Johnny answered "BILL CLINTON!!CAN I GO NOW?????"