Blind Rabbit

A blind snake and a blind rabbit bump into one another one day. Since they are blind neither knows what the other one is. The snake says to the rabbit, the only way to find out what the other one is, is to feel around them with their noses. They agree to do this.

So the snake feels all over the rabbit with his nose, and says, "well, you are soft and fluffy, with long ears, big back legs, a twitchy nose and a little fluffy tail. I think you must be a rabbit."

Then its the rabbit's turn. He feels all over the snake with his nose, and says, "Hmmm. You're cold blooded and slithery, you're rather bent, you have a forked tongue, and you're very low, I think you must be a lawyer!"

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