How did 500 women sampled at random respond when asked if they would have sex with Bill Clinton?
86% responded "Not again!"

During Nixon's administration we had a crisis involving "Tricky Dicky".
Now we have a crisis involving "Licky Dicky"

Why did Bill get into this problem?
He didn't know that harass was one word.

Why is there no proof?
She swallowed the evidence.

Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky?
Pres: Improper? ... Ain't nothing improper about that. That was one of the the sweetest interns I've ever had.

What's the difference between Watergate and Zippergate?
At least this time, there's no doubt about the identity of "Deep Throat."