Teng Xiao Ping


A taiwanese man with very poor, practically no english
knowledge once visitted the US . His name happened
to be : Teng Xiao Ping.


At the Immigration,the officer asked him a few
questions to verify his true intention of coming to the US:-


First he was asked : "What was the last name of our president?"


Not knowing English neither what was the question,
he guessed they must have asked him for his family name.


So he replied : "Wa sing Teng" (in hokkien meaning 'My 1st Name is Teng').


The officer heard of "Washington"(same sound) so he
passed him of the first questions.


Second question was "What do you come to the US for?"
This time the Taiwanese thought,naturally he would be asked of his last name,so he replied : "Xiao Ping"


The officer heard of "shopping!" so nodded and proceeded with his third question.


"What car do you drive back home?" The tourist thought he was asked of his matital status,so he exclaimed : "Wa Bo Bor" (in hokkien meaning 'i have no wife')And the officer heard of : "Volvo!" he smiled with a compliment and ask again.


The forth question was : "Who is the most popular basket ball player here in the US?" By this time our taiwanese friend was getting a bit impatient and annoyed hence shouted : "Mai Hor Wa Jai Tan."(meaning 'don't let me wait here')


The officer heard of : "Michael Jordan!" With great appreciation of his tourist's wide knowledge, the officer let him pass without further harassment.


hahahahahaha........hope you also have a wide knowledge as him!!!