Another Joke For the Day..


An Immigrant from Hong Kong is applying for citizenship in Canada.He is interview by a Canadian immiigration officer. He does not speak English well and knows nothing about Canada.Therefore he invited a speacial translator to help him in his interview.


Officer : Do you know who is the first Prime Minister of Canada?
Translator : (told this man in Cantonese)The officer ask you,where do u usually go if you want to eat Humburger?
Man : (answered to the officer)Oh...Mcdonald (the first Prime minister of Canada is Sir John Macdonald). The officr nodded his head and asked the second question.


Officer : Colud you tell me which province you are living now?
Translator : (in Cantonese) The officer just asked you,what is the dirtestthing in your nose ?
Man : Ah...Bai See (which means nose dirt in Cantonese) (the man lives in British Columbia, commonly known as B.C) The officer nodded his head and asked the final question.


Officer : Do you know what your privilege is when you become a Canadian?
Translator : (in Cantonese) the officer asked you how does a dog sounds when it barks?
Man : (demonstrated the sound to the officer)....Woe,Woe.. (One of the privilege of a Canadian is the right toa vote).
The officer told the man that all the questions were answered correctly and congratulated him that he had passed the interview.




Of course it won't happen in reality,but isn't it funny??