LaFFs



There's a guy on a bar, just looking at his drink.
He stays like that for half-an-hour
Then,this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him,takes
the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says : "Come on man, I was just joking. Here i'll buy you another drink. I just can't see a man crying."

"No,it's not that.This day is the worst of my life.First,i fall asleep,and i go late to my office. My boss,outrageous,fires me. When i leave the building, to my car, i found out it was stolen. The police,they say they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home,and when i leave it, I remember i left my wallet and creadit cards there. The cab driver just drives away. I leave home, and come to his bar. And when i was thinking about putting an end to my life,you show up and drink my poison....."


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Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging of how great their father are.
The first one says : "Well,my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start to run,I tell you, he gets there before the arrow."

The second one says : "Ha! You think that's fast! My father is a hunter. He can shoot his gun and be there before the bullet."

The third one listens to the other two and shakes his head. He then says : You two know nothing about fast. My father is a civil servant. He stops working at 4.30 and he is home by 3.45!!"


Hhahahhaaa....How great is your father too?? it is as fast as they all??