A panda goes into a bar and grill and orders a sandwich. As soon as he finishes the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. The panda then gets up to leave when the bartender shouts at him, "Where do you think you're going? You can't just order a meal, kill the waiter, and then walk right out of here like that!"

The panda says, "Hey, buddy, I'm a panda! I think you'd bettter look up what that means." And the panda walks out. The bartender pulls out a dictionary and looks up "panda." Panda - n. A large marsupial native to southeastern Asia with distinctive black and white markings. Eats shoots and leaves.