Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened
upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess, "I was once a
handsome
prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will
turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my
mom, and you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and
forever feel happy doing so."
That night, while the princess dined on frogs legs, she laughed to herself
and thought "I don't fucking think so".
