A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, "I'm going to a
costume party, I want to go as Adam."
The girl brings out a fig leaf. He says, "Not big enough." She
brings out a bigger one.
He says, "Still not big enough." She brings out a huge fig leaf.
He says, "Still not big enough."
She says, "Listen, Ace, why don't you just throw it over your
shoulder and go as a gasoline pump?"
