SEX? "How often should I plan to have sex?" the young bridegroom asked his
grandfather on his wedding night. Grandpa said, "When you're first married,
you want it all the time, maybe several times a day. Later on, sex tapers
and you have it maybe once a week or so. Then, as you get older, you have
sex maybe once a month. When you get really old, you are lucky to have it
once a year -- maybe on your anniversary." "Well, how about you and grandma
now?" the younger man asked. Grandpa replied, "Oh, we just have oral sex
now." "What"s oral sex?" "Well," said Grandpa, "She goes to bed in her
bedroom, I go to bed in my bedroom. She yells, "FUCK YOU," and I holler
back, "FUCK YOU TOO."
