A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up. After work,
she went shopping and picked up a pair of crotchless panties. She went home and donned the new
garment and selected a short skirt to go with
it. She greeted her husband when he came home from work and sat across
from him as they had a drink.
She slowly spread her legs ... ."Honey would you like some of this?"
"Hell no, look what it's done to your underwear!"
