According to our inside contacts the Japanese Banking Industry crisis shows no signs of improving. If anything, it's getting worse. Following last week's news that the Origami Bank has folded, we are hearing that the Sumo Bank has gone belly up & the Bonsai Bank plans to cut back some of its branches. Karaoke Bank is up for sale & is (you guessed it!) is going for a song. Meanwhile shares in Kamikaze Bank have nose-dived & 500 back office staff at Karate Bank have got the chop. Analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank & staff there fear that they may get a raw deal.
