A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which
reads:
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| Cheese Sandwich: $1.50 |
| Chicken Sandwich: $2.50 |
| Hand Job: $10.00 |
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Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and
beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks
to
an eager-looking group of men.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"
"I was
wondering",
whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"
"Yes", she purrs, "I am."
The man replies "Well wash your fucking hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"
