The scene: John Travolta and Samuel L.Jackson sitting in car talking.
(Pulp Fiction music fades out)
S. OK, so tell me again about the Kiwis.
J. Whaddya wanna know?
S. Bestiality is legal there right?
J. Yeah, it's legal but it ain't a 100% legal. I mean you can't just
walk into a field, pick up a sheep and start pumpin' away. They want you
to shag sheep in your home or certain designated places.
S. And those are valleys?
J. OK, it breaks down like this: it's legal to buy a sheep, it's
legal to own a sheep and if you're a farmer its legal to sell or loan
sheep. It's ILLEGAL to fuck sheep in public but...but...but that
doesn't matter 'cos, getta loada this, the police in New Zealand are
too stupid to notice you've got a sheep hanging off your dick. I mean
that's the intellect the police in New Zealand DON'T have.
S. Arr man, I'm not goin', that's all there is to it, I'm never
fuckin' goin'.
J. Nah man, you'd hate it the most. But do you know what the funniest
thing about New Zealand is?
S. What?
J. It's the little differences, I mean they got the same kinda people
over there as we got here, but there they're a little different.
S. Example?
J. OK, you can walk into a movie theatre in Auckland and order fish
and chips, and I'm not talkin' about no paper cup, I'm talkin' about a
PAPER full of fish and chips. And in Wellington you can buy fish and
chips in MacDonalds. Do you know what they call a 1/4 pounder with
cheese in New Zealand?
S. They don't call it a 1/4 pounder with cheese?
J. Nah man, they don't have fractions, they wouldn't know what the
fuck a 1/4 pounder is.
S. So whadda they call it?
J. A (assumes a New Zealand accent) "Hum and Cheese Sandwuch"
S. A Hum and Cheese Sandwuch?
J. That's right
S. And whadda they call a Big Mac?
J. A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but there they call it a Bug Muck (accent
again)
S. (immitating accent badly) A Bug Muck?
J. Ha ha ha
S. Whadda they call a Whopper?
J. I don't know, I didn't go to Hungry Jacks. Do you know what they
put on French Fries in Wellington instead of ketch-up?
S. What?
J. Sheep.
S. Arr man....
J. I've seen 'em do it man, they fuckin' drown 'em in that shit.(cue
music)
