Stupid Men Jokes
What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.
What's the difference between government bonds and men?
Bonds mature.
What's the difference between a man and a catfish?
One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.
What did God say after creating men?
I can do better.
Husband: Want a quickie?
Wife: As opposed to what?
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism
What do you have when you have two little balls in your hand?
A man's undivided attention.
What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business.
1.) No mind.
2.) No business.
How is a man like a snowstorm?
You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get or how
long it'll stay.
What do you call and intelligent man in America.
A tourist.
Why do jocks play on artificial turf?
To keep them from grazing.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive,
caring, and good-looking?
They already have boyfriends.
How do men define Roe vs. Wade.
Two ways to cross a river.
What is gross stupidity?
144 men in one room.
Husband: I don't know why you wear a bra; you got nothing to put
in it.
Wife: You wear briefs, don't you?
How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
Three, one to hold the pan and two others to show off and shake
the stove.
Only a man would buy a $500 car and put a $4000 stereo in it.
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