TOP TEN REASONS WHY THE STAR WARS CHARACTERS WOULD KICK BUTT IN THE
STAR TREK UNIVERSE:
1.In the Star Wars Universe weapons are rarely, if ever, set on
"stun".
2.The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit and
a crew of 20 just to go into warp --- The Millennium Falcon does the
same thing with R2-D2 and a Wookie.
3.After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader, Princess
Leia still looked fresh and desirable --- After pithy Cardassian
starvation torture, Picard looked like hell.
4.One word: Lightsabers.
5.Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire with one glance.
6.The Death Star doesn't care if a world is class "M" or not.
7.Luke Skywalker is not obsessed with sleeping with every alien he
encounters.
8.Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his
action.
9.The Federation would have to attempt to liberate any ship named
"Slave I".
10.Picard pilots the Enterprise through asteroid belts at one-quarter
impulse power --- Han Solo floors it.
