A young couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween party. The
wife came down with a terrible headache and told her husband to go to
the party and have a good time. Being the devoted husband, he
protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin
and go to bed. She told him there was no need for him to miss the fun.
So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain,
and as it was still early, she decided to go to the party. Because
hubby did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have
some kicks watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not
around. She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting
around on the dance floor. He was dancing with every nice chick he
could, and copping a feel here and taking a little kiss there. His
wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he
left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new
"action".
She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her
husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she
agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped out, went home and put
the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation
he would have for his notorious behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked him what he
had done. He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a
good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance
much?" He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When
I got to the party, I met Pete, Bill and some other guys, so we went
into the den and played poker all evening. But I'll tell you... the
guy that I loaned my costume to sure had one helluva time!"
