" A couple were making love in a series 5 BMW when the man's back
seized up. The ambulance men were afraid to move him for fear of
damage to his spine. So the police decided too use the 'jaws of life'.
They simply cut the entire top of the car off so the patient could be
safely lifted out without bending.
When the ambulance departed the girl sat weeping next to the
abbreviated series 5 BMW.
Feeling sorry for her, a cop patted her on the shoulder. 'He'll be
all right' he assured her. The girl rounded on him savagely. ' oh,
fuck him,' she exclaimed. How am I going to explain to my husband what
happened to his BMW?' "
