When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then
there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement,
then there must have been something wrong with it before.
When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Fuck off. What good is a goddam cake you can't eat? Why should I
eat someone else's cake Instead?
When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course
it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people
do this? Who and where are they?
When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No
dickhead, I paid $8.50 to come to the theatre and stare at my shoes.
What did you come here for?
People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know
where my watch is buddy, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my
crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
