Titanic Video vs CLinton Video



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 	TITANIC VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet.
 	CLINTON VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet.
 
 	TITANIC VIDEO: Over 3 hours long.
 	CLINTON VIDEO: Over 3 hours long.
 
 	TITANIC VIDEO: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, a
	subsequent catastrophe.
 	CLINTON VIDEO: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, a
	subsequent catastrophe.

 	TITANIC VIDEO: Villain: White Star Line.
 	CLINTON VIDEO: Villain: Ken Starr.
 
 	TITANIC VIDEO: Jack is a starving artist.
 	CLINTON VIDEO: Bill is a bullshit artist.
 
 	TITANIC VIDEO: In one part, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
 	CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Bill.

 	TITANIC VIDEO: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
 	CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Monica.

 	TITANIC VIDEO: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
 	CLINTON VIDEO: Let's not go there.
 
 	TITANIC VIDEO: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
	CLINTON VIDEO: Monica's forced to return her gifts.

	TITANIC VIDEO: Behind the scenes: Leonardo DiCaprio is wildly popular.
 	 CLINTON VIDEO: Behind the scenes: Bill Clinton's approval rating is at 70%.

	TITANIC VIDEO: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
	CLINTON VIDEO: Bill goes home to Hillary.
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