Psychological Tests

 
 WRITE DOWN THE FIRST THING YOU VISUALISE.  Do not think about the
 questions excessively.

 1. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?

 2.  You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of
 animal is it?

 3.  What interaction takes place between you and the animal?

 4.  You walk deeper into the woods.  You enter a clearing and before
 you is your dream house. Describe its size.

 5.  Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?

 6.  You enter the house.  You walk to the dining area and see the
 dining room table. Describe what you see on and around the table.

 7.  You exit the house through the back door.  Lying in the grass is a
 cup. What material is the cup made of (ceramic, glass, paper,etc.)?

 8.  What do you do with the cup?

 9.  You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself
 standing at the edge of a body of water.  What type of body of water
 is it (creek, river, lake, ocean, etc ...)

 10.  How will you cross the water?


 DON'T GO ANY FURTHER--UNLESS YOU'VE ANSWERED ALL THE QUESTIONS ABOVE,
 AND WRITTEN DOWN ANSWERS TO THEM. 
This has been a relational psychology test.
The answers given to the questions have been shown to have a relevance to values and
ideals that we hold in our personal lives. 

 The analysis follows:


 1. The person who you are walking with is the most important person in
 your life right now.

 2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the
 size of your problems.

 3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is
 representative of how you deal with your problems (passive,aggressive).

 4. The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your
 ambition to resolve your problems.

 5. No fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome
 at all times. The presence of a fence is more indicative of a closed
 personality. You'd prefer people to not drop by unannounced.

 6. If your answer did not include food, people, or flowers then you
 are generally unhappy.

 7. The durability of the material with which the cup is made is
 representative of the perceived durability of your relationship with
 the person from number 1. For example, styrofoam, plastic, and paper are
 disposable; Styrofoam, paper, and glass (ceramics) are not durable;
 and metal and plastic are durable.

 8. Your disposition of the cup is representative of your attitude
 toward the person in number 1.

 9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your
 sexual desire.
 
10.How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative
 importance of your sex life.
 ------------------------------------------------------------------------
 And another one......


 Answer Honestly!!!!

 Just remember what your answers are there is no need to write them
 down.

 Do NOT read ahead! It will ruin it.

 Questions first...

  1. You are walking to your boy/girlfriend's house. There are two
 roads to get here. One is a straight path to take you there
 quickly,one is longer and more interesting. Which one do you take?

  2. On the way you see 2 rose bushes. One is full of red roses, the
 other full of white. You decide to pick 20 roses for your
 boy/girlfriend, of any color combination. What number of white and
 red do you pick? (you can pick  all of one or any combo of the two)

  3. You finally get to their house. A family member answers the
 door. You can have them get your boy/girlfriend or go get them yourself.
 Which do you  do?

  4. You go up to you boy/girlfriend's room, but nobody is there.You
 decide  to leave the roses. Do you leave them by the windowsill or
 on the bed?

  5. Later, it's time for bed. You and your boy/girlfriend go to
 sleep in separate rooms. In the morning when its time to wake up you go
 in their room and check on them. When you arrive, are they awake or
 asleep?

 6. Now it's time to go back home. Do you take the short, plain road
 or the  longer, more interesting road?

  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 NOW THE ANSWERS
 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  1. The road represents your attitude towards falling in love. If
 you take  the short road, you fall in love quickly and easily. If you
 take the long road, you take your time and do not fall in love as
 easily.

 2. The number of red roses represents how much you give in a
 relationship, while the number of white represents what you expect
 in return. For  example, if you chose 18 red and 2 white, you give 90%
 and expect 10% in  return.

  3. This question represents your attitude towards handling
 relationship problems. If you asked the family member to get your
 significant other, then you like to avoid problems and hope that
 they will solve themselves. If you went to get them yourself, then you
 are a more direct person and like to work out problems immediately.

  4. The placement of roses determines how much you like to see your
 boy/girlfriend. Placing them on the bed means you like to see them
 a lot,  while placing them on the windowsill means that you are
 alright with not  seeing them as much.

  5. This is representative of your attitude towards their
 personality. If  you find them asleep, you love your boy/girlfriend the  way
 they are. If  you  find them awake, you expect them to change for you.

  6. The road to home tells how long you stay in love withsomeone.
 If you  chose the short road, you fall out of love easily. If you
 chose the longer one, you will tend to stay in love for a long time.

  ********************


Contributions can be sent to d.cohen@pgrad.unimelb.edu.au or paigowdion@hotmail.com

The E-mail Humour Resource Center 1