1. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then
drop a rockmelon into the toilet bowl from a height of
6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.
2. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it
erratically under the stall walls of your neighbours
while yelling, "Whoa! Easy big boy!"
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks
the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on
a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall
wall of your neighbour. Then say, "Whoops, could you
kick that back over here please?
5. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy!! Don't fall asleep on me!!"
6. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall where
the person in the next stall can see it.
7. Say, "Damn, this water's cold!"
8. Say, "Hmm, I've never seen that colour before,. .."
9. Say, "Interesting. . . more floaters than sinkers."
10. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit, my glass eye!!"
