Please click on this graphic to see the new improved site by me called JamieJoan.HTML:
Most likely, you typed "Scream," "Jim Carrey," or "Jamie Kennedy" into your search engine. It may not be exactly what you're looking for, but at least now I have one more person on my counter. Ha ha!
If you have the Qucktime plug-in, you can hear one of my favorite songs in the world, "You're My Best Friend" by Queen. It's so cute. If only you could hear the words. If you don't then click the play button if you really want to hear it. I think you should, though!
Greetings everyone! My parents have purchased a flat-bed color scanner, and I got the chance to play with it when I went home this weekend to do my laundry. So go check out My Picture Page to see some new pictures.
I have revisited my ninth grade English class. We did a unit on subliminal advertising and someone passed this picture out. Go check it out right now. Do it. Right now! That's right! Peer pressure! Don't be a chicken! And don't call me a turkey! Look at the picture!
I'm still in college. I haven't given in and dropped out yet. Though I had a stalker for a while. That wasn't a very comfortable experience.
Who is that sexy boy? It's my "best friend/mortal enemy" and senior prom date, Terence. He has his own web page and fan club, so if you're a drooling tenth or eleventh grader, much like his stalker, go check it out. Just click on that cute little face of his.
While in Washington DC a few weeks ago, I got a little inspired to write. These are my upcoming projects:
Ghostbusters 3
A sequel to Can't Hardly Wait
A horror trilogy that takes place in these three time periods in American history: turn of the century, the Roaring '20s, and post WWII. I've been calling it American Bloodshed, but that's kind of dumb. It's a working title.
I was thinking about doing one about a big blizzard, but then I figured that we didn't need anymore natural disaster flicks.
Above is the banner I created for my page. I hope you like it! I'm going to make a bigger logo as well. I can't believe that more than two people have actually been here! Miracles can happen!
Monica Moura at Jim Carrey Online was kind enough to send me this great picture from The Truman Show. It'll be on my Jim Carrey Picture page, but I'll put it right here for a sneak peek:
I have another site now at Angelfire. It's going to be a twin site for my two "movies," Scream 2: The Alternative Version and Butterfly Fish (my new script). They are going to have all that cool stuff that you see on official movie sites, except, well, scenes from the movie. Because there are none. Because they don't exist. But who knows? Maybe one day they will! It's not much yet, but here is a link to what will be The Official Site: Scream 2: The Alternative Version and Butterfly Fish:
The Official Site for Butterfly Fish is up. The script has been registered with the Writer's Guild of America, so if anyone takes my idea and films it or improves on it, I can sue your plaigiarizing ass! I still have lots of graphics to upload for that page, but it's made some progress. Here is a link to the page:
Here is the poster I created for it, if you just feel like seeing that:
I added another link to a really cool site on My Link Appreciation Page. It's a site that has a whole slew of names and their meanings and origins. As a writer, it comes in really handy when you're looking for character names. Check it out under the miscellaneous links.
I found a really funny Jamie Kennedy line from a TV appearance on "California Dreams" on The Official Jamie Kennedy Site, which is run by a very cool chick named Lisa. I have to put this sound here:
Jess, one of the owners of the "It's All Just One Big Scary Movie" Scream Page was kind enough to put my 80-page "Scream 2" script into HTML and put it on her web site. I'll put a link here and on My Writers Appreciation Page.
Read my other stuff while you're there. It should be really easy to find because all of mine are about Randy. (Because I'm a big dumbass with no life.)
Have any of you seen The Truman Show? Even you Jim Carrey-haters, go see this movie. He is so good in it, I thought I was gonna cry. But I didn't. After I cried during Titanic, I vowed never to cry in movies again. It's too pathetic. I've seen it four times now. Here is a review I wrote of it. If it sounds a little bit biased, it is, because I love Jim Carrey. hehehehe...
I also thought it would be nice to add a link here to the official site, so you can kind of get a preview:
There are two new links on My Link Appreciation Page, including the offical Free Truman page. It's for a very important cause, so check it out.
Well, here's one picture of me if you don't feel like going to the picture page. My friend, Jenny, took it.
For now I'll tell you about myself:
I'm JJ, which stands for something, but I won't tell. I have no idea who you are. Okay, fine, it stands for Jamie Joan. I was going to keep my real identity a secret in case I ever met Jamie Kennedy so I wouldn't have an awkward situation, but I don't like the way "JJ" sounds. I'm 18 years old, my birthday falling on the 17th of January. I'm presently attending Hofstra University, majoring in film and minoring in drama. I want to be an actress, which is sometimes a little embarrassing to admit, because who doesn't want to be an actress these days? I'm hoping that I'll get my "big break" early in my college years, preferably before my 20th birthday. (I know, I know…a girl can dream.)
So, what am I doing right now? (Besides sitting around, feeling my corneas simmer and fry to a delightful crisp in front of my computer screen I mean…) I'm waiting for something cool to happen to me. I'm very bored.
Now I'll give you one of those "lists" about me that you always see in personal profiles:
Name: Jamie Joan
Age: 18
Looks: 5'5", 105 lbs, short blonde hair, blue eyes, 34-25-35
What my full name means: "Outrageous Successor"
What my screen name means: "Triumphant Star"
Bodily markings: Seven earring holes, as of August 21. Four in the left and three in the right.
Plastic/cosmetic surgery: boob job…just kidding. Never in a million years. There was a toe surgery, though.
Annoying habits: SCREAM, honking when I laugh, talking during movies [I am proud to announce that I have broken this habit. I didn't say a word when I saw "Can't Hardly Wait." I just laughed really loudly and obnoxiously. But that's better than talking!]
Marital Status: single, waiting. After seeing "What Dreams May Come," I've really decided that I will find my soul mate when it's time, an he will be the only one worth giving a second chance.
Future Plans in one sentence: During college, I will get my breakthrough role in a low budget independent movie that about thirteen people will see, but one of those people will really like it and cast me in a bigger production opposite Jamie Kennedy, who I will start dating, eventually marry, and raise two or three delightful children with in California and New York.
What bothers me: Monica Lewinsky
Best Movies: Scream & Scream 2, The Truman Show, Can't Hardly Wait, As Good As it Gets, The Cable Guy (this was a damn good flick, and I don't know why it got so much flack), Halloween, Nightmare on Elm Street, Muriel's Wedding, Face/Off, Psycho, Rear Window, Shadow of a Doubt (big Hitchcock fan), Silence of the Lambs, Psycho, Romeo and Juliet '96 (trippy, man), Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Fly '86, The Shining, High Strung (a movie Jim Carrey made an awesome cameo in, and he did it for free), The Mask, Ghostbusters & Ghostbusters 2, Austin Powers, Ghost, Liar Liar
Worst Movies: Mars Attacks, Little Women, that Brad Pitt fishing movie, Speed 2, I Know What You Did Last Summer, Rosemary's Baby (I'm sorry, I was simply not scared at all and Ruth Gordon should not have won an Oscar for such an obnoxious role)
Movies I haven't seen, but I know I'd hate them anyway: Clueless, Batman and Robin, The Sound of Music, The English Patient
Best Actors: Jamie Kennedy, Jim Carrey, Will Smith, Seth Green, Jack Nicholson, Duane Martin, John Travolta, Nicholas Cage, David Arquette, Matthew Lillard, David Spade, Mike Myers, Dana Carvey, Dan Aykroyd, Steve Martin, Robin Williams, James Earl Jones, John Leguizamo, Christopher Walken, Mathew Perry, Adam Sandler, Samuel L. Jackson
Best Actresses: Courtney Cox, Neve Campbell, Lauren Ambrose, Helen Hunt, Claire Danes, Jada "I know my s***" Pinkett (one of the best lines from "Scream 2"), Janeane Garafolo, Meg Ryan, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Drew Barrymore, Gilda Radner, Carol Burnett, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Whoopi Goldberg
Worst Actors: Keanu Reeves, Brad Pitt, whatever London twin plays Griffin on "Party of Five" (sorry if I hurt any teenyboppers' feelings)
Worst Actresses: Alicia Silverstone (I'm sorry. I don't think she's talented at all.)
Best Music: Queen, Fastball, Natalie Imbruglia, Sarah MacLachlan, Beck, Elvis, Philip Glass, my friends Kara and Jenny, and lots of other stuff, except…
Worst Music: most rap, country, Hanson, Spice Girls, that song about a dude getting a hard-on (You know the one: "Step back, you're dancin' kinda close...feel a little poke comin' through...from you...")
Best Books: "Cat's Cradle" by Kurt Vonnegut, "On the Road" by Jack Kerouac, "Night of the Hunter" by some other guy, short stories by Flannery O'Connor, "Unpleasant Ways to Die," "If: Questions for the Game of Life," "Audrey Rose" by Frank DeFelitta (or something like that. I read the inside of the book, not the cover so much.)
Worst Books: "Sister Carrie" by Theodore Dreiser, "The Jungle" by Upton Sinclair, anything by Dickens, "The Grapes of Wrath" by John Steinbeck, "The Old Man and the Sea" by Ernest Hemingway (I think all of these ended up being on that Top 100 English Novels of All Times list.)
Roles/movies I would want to play/be in: Scream 3, Ghostbusters 3, Sarah in "Nova," which was written by my friend Chris, Anna in "Butterfly Fish" (The script I wrote. I am the only one who can play Anna), Rocky Horror 2000 (if they were to make a sequel, they should call it that), Beatrice in an updated version of "Much Ado About Nothing," Audrey in "Little Shop of Horrors," The Craft 2, a movie about two people who look like they would get together in the end of the movie, but never do (story of my life), Elaine in "Arsenic and Old Lace," the love interest of a guy whose only talent is parking cars, a psychic on "Buffy the Vampire Slayer," a girl so annoying that she drives Bailey back to drinking on "Party of Five," a surgical assistant on "ER," the ghost of some dead girl on "X-Files," a cop in training in some action-packed chase movie
Roles I have played: A Superman-singing ensemble character, a snotty waitress, a fairy in "A Midsummer Night's Dream," a monkey in a tight red dress, Abby Brewster in "Arsenic and Old Lace," and a shoo-wop girl in "Little Shop of Horrors"
School
Like I've said quite a few times before, I'm a freshman at Hofstra University. My four suitemates are all great, and they go by the names of Lazina (my roomie), Sarah, Binta, and Liz. My earliest class is like 10 in the morning. Yay!
If I couldn't act, what would I do?: Write; right now I have three complete scripts, one that's 80 pages long. It has to be changed, though, because it's actually an alternative "Scream 2." I was so upset that Randy (Jamie Kennedy's character) died the way he did, so I wrote a whole new script. It turned out to be pretty good, if I do say so myself, so now I'm working on making it a completely original script.
The other script I wrote is a short one, 14 pages, and it's another "Scream" type thing that I named "Shriek." This one is a parody. (My friend did point out "How can you make a parody of a parody?" Uh, I dunno. I just did.)
My other script that I just finished is 105 pages and is about a guy and a girl that are so right for each other and another guy likes her and wants to get rid of the other guy…it's more complicated than that, though. I actually talked about it earlier, so you can stop reading if you want.
My Scream Appreciation Page
My Jamie Kennedy Appreciation Page
My Writers Appreciation Page
My Jim Carrey Appreciation Page
My Link Appreciation Page
JJ Picture Page
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