"Daniel! Daniel, it was a Joke! Can't you take a joke?" Daniel sighed and shrugged "Whatever", Jack groaned "Daniel, that does not sound like 'takeing a joke' to me". "Everybody thinks that they can take advantage of me, only Sam really cares and yet she can't talk to me after we kissed, and now you Jack think you can talk like that to me , well you can't so F*@K OFF YOU STUPID ARSEHOLE!!". "F*@k off? Danny, what's gotten into you? This isn't the normal you" Daniel sighed and ran a hand through his hair "That's just it Jack, maybe i should change a bit. i'm sorry Jack" Jack laid his hand on Daniel's shoulder "It's alright, but if you feel you have to change, well...".
"Good he's leaving." Daniel whispered as Jack walked away. he walked over and picked up his gun then snuck out behind Jack. He followed Jack around the corner until he could get a clear shot. "Just beutiful" he muttered as he held the gun in his hands. Suddenly, his hands started to shake but he quickly got control "Stupid Tauri, think you can over power me! Mah hah hah hah!" Daniel leveled the gun again and was about to squeeze the trigger, when his eyes flashed.
"If you shoot, i will punish you ", a voice said. Suddenly Daniel felt a sharp pain in his back and then he collasped. the next time he woke up , he was in the infirmary and Sam was sitting beside him. "Daniel are you okay" she asked. "How dare you, you will meet your doom" and then Daniel under the the gou'alds control pulled out a gun and shot Sam, she looked at her wound in surprise. As she crumpled to the ground the evil Gou'ald left Daniel's body and when Daniel stood up he had realised what he had done.
"JANET!!!" Dr Frasier came running in a soon as she heard the cries. When she entered the room, nothing could have prepared her for what she saw. A dying Gou'ald was writhering on the floor, next to a crying Daniel who was cuddling... Sam? "Krap!" she muttered, "How did this happen?" Daniel just kept crying then sat up and lifted the gun he still had in his hand to his head. "Goodbye he said "I don't think I can live anymore." he put his finger on the trigger then swung the gun around and..... "Look out!!!" Jack ran for Janet and pulled her away just in time.
The shot ran through the infirmiry and echoed off the walls of the room, making it sound like a explosion. Jack made sure Janet was okay, then peered around the desk they were huddled behind. "Daniel, put the gun down!" "No!", Jack peered around and saw Daniel put the gun back to his head. "I'm sorry Jack". Everything from then on was in slow motion, Jack saw Daniel's finger squeeze the trigger and his body fall to the ground. "Daniel!!!". "MY, GOD! Daniel no, you can't be dead", Jack cried as he ran over to daniel's crumpled body.
Just then Jack realised that Daniel had shot himself in the chest and said to Janet "we need to get Help quickly" The next thing Daniel opened his eyes " I'm sorry Jack, I been having a bad hair day". Jack laughed and the next time daniel woke up he was lying in the infirmary next to Sam, he slowly sat up and looked at Sam "Sam, please don't die" he whispered like a little lost boy. "NOOOOOOO!!!" he screamed as he heared her heart moniter, beeeeeeeeeeeeeppp the sound ran through his head over and over, he fell out of his bed and crawled over to Sam who was as white as a sheet . his chest was throbing as he grab hold of her hand and cryed "no you can't die on me now. I love you Sam he whispered as the beeping slowed down.
"Oh Sam, please! Don't die! Please, i can't live with out you" he leant over her still form and kissed her softly on the lips, he suddenly heard the heart monitor start beeping normally again, he pulled back and stared at Sam's face. Her eyes suddenly flickered open and she smiled at him. "Please, kiss me again. I'd like to be consious this time" Daniel let out s small laugh and nodded "I never turn down a request" he lent down his head and kissed her again, this time she replied.
Quickly, Jack came running in and saw the two locked in a passionate kiss. " Well, well what do we have here. My Danny boy is growing up and getting girfriends". "Jack, don't ruin the moment , for once please don't". "Righty oh then!" Jack rolled his eyes and quickly turned to leave, but then turned back "Sam, you do realise that Daniel shot you?!" at Sam's nod, he raised his eyebrows "Okaaaay then, well if that doesn't ruin the relationship...".
So as Jack left the room Sam asked" Daniel is this going to be a long term relationship or just a fling". "Ne" Daniel replied. "Sam , i loved you for ages but i just couldn't tell you because i thought you would reject me". "I thought that way too, but your married". "Ne" he replied.
AUTHORS NOTE: Okay, by this stage of this story, me and my friend had downed about 2 bottles of Rum, 1 of straight spirits and 5 episodes of Stargate Sg-1. (A leathel mix!).
Then daniel helped her up and led her to the rec room for a drink. once in the kitchen Daniels eyes lit up with excitement and rage all rolled into one. Under the plate of biscuits that were lying on the table for people to help themselves he saw the end of an extreamly sharp knife sticking out, he's eyes had gone bright red and he turned to Sam with a very strange and mean look on his face.
"VENOSH VISH NOSH!!!" Sam jumped back and quickly put a table between them, Daniel grabbed the knife and grinned evily at her. "Mah hah hah hah!!!". "But the Gou'ald left you!" she shouted at the evil Daniel. Daniel shook his head "You Tauri don't have very good eyes, do you? The thing that came out of this one called Daniel was only my winter coat! Hah!". "Whooooops!" Sam quickly looked about and saw a door, leading to the kitchen.
But something didn't make sense. "It was my Daniel before, but then again, it's not now" Sam kepted her eyes on Daniel but continued to think. "Maybe it can only take control when it sees a weapon...?". "X-Files!" he was continuing to chant between all the other strange words. he kept comeing towards her, she picked up a baseball bat that just happend to be lying there next to her, he saw this then suddenly drop the knife and his eyes were normal again. "What are you doing Sam??
You know i love you dont you?" "Yeh!" she replied and swung the baseball bat at his terribly cute head. ONLY KIDDING!!! "Daniel!" Sam quickly replied and dropped the bat, she ran towards his arms and held him close, while he shook. "What's wrong with me Sam?" he asked quietly. Sam pulled back and gave him a quick kiss, "I don't know, but we'll get through it, together". "Zorro!" Daniel started to blush "No, really, thanks Sam, thanks for being there for me". Sam smiled and pulled him back into a hug. Daniel wrapped his arms tight around her body, and glanced around the destroyed rec room, but turned his head when a metal object caught his eye, 'Is that a... butchers knife?!?'. In the words of Colonel Jack O'neil: 'Oh for crying out loud!!!'.
