She grinned widely back at him from her chair "Bookworm". Daniel glared back at her "Am not". Sam's grin widened at his response. Provoking him was just sooo fun! "Are too" "Am not" "Are" "Not" "Are" "Not!" "Are!" Daniel picked up the pepper shaker and shook some onto Sam's eggs "Eat up!". Sam glared back at him. Everybody knew she *hated* pepper, even the very smell annoyed her. She snatched the shaker from his hands and pulled the top off, leaning over the table, she grinned at Daniel, then dumped the shakers entire contents onto Daniel's yet to be touched food. "Why you little..." Daniel looked up at Sam, then back at his now black eggs, with a very shocked look on his face. "Take that bookworm!" Sam's grin widened, it that was possible. She closed her eyes breathing deeply, reviling in the victory.
Shocked, her eyes sprung open as something cold and soggy hit her chest. She looked at Daniel, who still had his spoon razed "Oops, it slipped..." he muttered, a grin spreading along his handsome face. "Why, you son-of-a..." Sam dug her hand into her goo and grinned back at Daniel. "Egg surprise!" the goo was tossed, landing squarely on Daniel's black shirt. "Ahh!" "Ahh!" All hell broke loose. Daniel grabbed a handful, tossing it at Sam's face. Sam followed suite, but it didn't get any more harmful. That was, until, Daniel decided to dump his entire plates contents over Sam's head. After that, surprised soldiers seated nearby watched as their plates, drinks and anything else throwable were plucked from underneath their noses. Most didn't care, and let their own goo betaken without a fight.
This was just too funnier thing to miss out on! "Hey Sam!" Sam glanced up from where she was about to piff a lump of porridge in Daniel's direction. Daniel took that second to toss the cup of cooking flour in her direction. The on-lookers couldn't help but laugh as a now white Carter ran at Daniel. Daniel, who had managed to duck most of her food missiles, yelped and ran like all hell, jumped over the counter to stand behind it. The Snow women/Sam ran after him and jumped after him. Daniel jumped too and was able to escape to the other side. Sam stopped and glared at Daniel's grinning face, he reply was his matching grin. "What's wrong Mrs whitey?". Sam grabbed the nearest object, a jug of cold coffee.
Daniel stepped back as the coffee was dumped over his head. It was sooo cold! Daniel, his eyes wide and his clothes soaked, looked over at Sam in surprise. Then grinned, signalling the fight wasn't over yet "Why Miss Samantha Carter! I never though you had it in you!". Sam grinned back at him, while slowly pulling herself onto the bench top, so that she was on the same side as her enemy. Daniel razed his hand, and Sam noted with some surprise that he still held some of the egg surprise. "Open wide!" Before she could move, the egg and Daniel's had met her face. Now Sam was really pissed off! "Ahh!" she ran at him, catching him off guard and knocking both of them to the floor. >From that moment on, any food possible was used, while both were struggling on the slippery floor to keep their footing or even to gain their footing. "Hah hah! I got you-" *splat* "Ha! Got you back!" *squelch* Aside from the food flying from one side of the room to the other and the shrieks of laughter. A group of officers had started bidding on who would give up first.
"Ten bucks on Danny! He got guts taking her on!". "Daniel! Stop!" Sam held up her hands, surrendering. Daniel paused, his hand holding a very squashed apple. "I give in!" Sam shouted. Daniel chuckled, tossing the apple from one hand to the other. "Why, that's not like you at all! You're lying!". Sam brought her hands around, producing 'something'. It was to far into decomposing to tell. "So?" the 'thing' flew into the air. Daniel dodged it, picked up some uncooked pasta and the fight started again. Jack pushed open the cafeteria doors, stopping dead in his tracks. Jack glanced down. A brown mess had planted itself onto his shirt. "What the...". He looked up as a shriek sounded out. And quickly did a double take, "What the!!". Jack growled, wiped the crap from his shirt, then walked, no, stalked, over to the two messy figures.
He grabbed Daniel, turned him around and tossed him over his shoulder and with a small curse "Children", started to walk away. Teal'c followed O'neil cue and grabbed Sam as she started to slip again on the slimy floor. As Daniel was carried from the room he grinned back at Sam. Pulling some goo from his hair, he tossed it at Sam. This sent both into hysterics again. Daniel pointed his finger at Sam "This means war!". She also razed her finger "See you in hell!". Daniel grinned as Jack carried him away, still upside down. "A fight to the death!". Sam grinned back as Daniel was carried from the room by a very annoyed Colonel. So it was set, a fight to the death! She turned to Teal'c, who was still holding her back "I'm right now Teal'c" he cautiously let her go and she stood on her own.
Only to slip on the spilt goo again and fall onto her butt. Which brought another fit of laughter from her. Sam pulled some of the soiled food from her had and tossed it at a very confused Teal'c. "Hey Teal'c, I need your help...". The other officers that were still present chuckled, this was going to be great!
To Be Continued...
