Daniel: Come on Jack, you have to look at the positive side
Jack: ‘spluttering’ Positive side? POSITIVE SIDE?!? What positive side could there possibly be?
Sam: Sir, Daniel’s right. Look on the positive side…
Teal’c: Captain Carter and Daniel Jackson are right, look on the positive side
Jack: Teal’c let me just say, so you ALL get the point. ‘WHAT POSITIVE SIDE?!?!?’
Sam: After everything we’ve been through. Being on an ice planet and Daniel going for a swim in black ice, a fire at the base, the gate almost crushing us all, Daniel been taken over by an blood insane demon, and don’t forget being shot by Jack and…
Jack: Okay Carter, we get the point. Don’t open old wounds.
Teal’c: And do not forget Daniel Jackson and Colonel O’neil falling through the floor…
Daniel: Thanks Teal’c ‘wincing’
Sam: We really have had some bad luck you know
Daniel: Tell me about it. Well there goes my *positive* mood! Thanks.
Jack: Good, it was pissing me off big time
Teal’c: How is pissing off someone done?
Jack, Daniel, Sam: ‘Groan’
Sam: Well we can now add stranded on a desert island
Jack: How did we come to be here anyway?
Daniel: This is what happens when you piss people off
Jack: Who did we ever piss off?
Sam: Multiple people come to mind sir…
Sam: They?
Daniel: Yeah, ‘They’
Sam: Oh! ‘THEY’!
Jack: Okay! Cut the crap Daniel! Who’s ‘They’?
Jack, Sam, Teal’c: ‘Groan’
Jack: I take we shouldn’t have fought back that *one* time?
Teal’c: I do believe it was O’neil’s idea to fight back
Jack: Gee, thanks Teal’c
Jack: Now Danny, don’t get any ideas…
Sam: I think I know what you’re thinking Daniel
Sam: Yeah, give us a break!
Daniel: It was Jacks idea after all, we had nothing to do with it…
THE END
