Something so Stupid


Jack: Where are we now Daniel?

Daniel: Uh… somewhere

Jack: What do you mean 'somewhere'?!?

Daniel: Well you have to be somewhere, you can't be no where and…

Teal'c: O'neil, I believe Daniel Jackson is rambling again

Jack: Really? I didn't pick that up Teal'c

Teal'c: How can you pick up rambling O'neil?

*sigh*

Sam: Teal'c, that's just Jack talking, don't take any notice

Teal'c: Ah, I see. O'neil humour

Daniel: Yeah Teal'c. That's Jack attempting to be, wait for it… FUNNY!

Jack: Watch you mouth Daniel or I'll throw you out of the truck and repeatedly drive over you

Sam: Colonel! Watch where you're going!

*Screech* *Shit!* *Screech* *Thump* *Meow*

Daniel: That poor cat!

Jack: My poor jeep!

Sam: My poor head!

Teal'c: I am not poor. Are you poor?

Jack, Daniel, Sam: TEAL'C!!!

Teal'c: Yes?

*groan*

Daniel: Where's Hathor when I need her?

Jack: Where's an Orb when you need one?

Sam: I wish I'd brought my gun

Daniel: No you don't

Sam: Yes I do

Daniel: No

Sam: Yes

Daniel: No

Sam: Yes

Daniel: Yes

Sam: No and that's final!

Daniel: Fine with me… *chuckle*

Sam: Hey, you cheeky son of a…

Jack: For crying out loud! Daniel stop being childish, and...

Carter… stop provoking him!

Daniel: Hah! He said it! He said 'For crying out…

Jack: Daniel! That threat about the road and these wheels still stands!


Sorry, I know it's lame but I was bored, you were bored, we're ALL bored! Lets hope that I don't get bored again, huh? Nup to late...from Lynd's


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