Just a Wee Bit Stupid
"Hey Guys! Wanna hang at my place tonight?"
"Hang? Where’d you get that word from? You sound like your five years
old!"
"Jack! It’s common english"
*snort* "Yeah since it came out of your arse…"
"Anyway, are you gonna come?"
"Yeah, guess so"
"Cool, can you please tell Sam and Teal’c"
"Mm, sure thing"
"Great. I’ve got drinks"
"Anything else I’ll pick up on the way"
"Thanks, see ya later!"
--6 hours and 4 bottles later…--
"Hey! Danny, can I use your phone?"
*sigh* "As looong as you d’nt call me that"
"Sure thing, thanks Space-monkey"
"J’ck!"
"He’s gone Dan’iel"
"He just, just…bugs me sooo much!"
"How can someone bug you Daniel Jackson?"
"Don’t worry Daniel, Jack just loves to tease"
"Yeah, I notic…I notic…I figured that"
"Hey! Daniel, Sam, Teal’c! Someone turn on the radio. Local"
<…and who’s this song dedicated to?>
*the song starts*
"Jack, you cold hearted song-of-a…"
"Watch your language Daniel"
"Sorry Sham"
"Hey Daniel! Like what I picked?"
"Jack. I hate you more than anyvon I could imagine"
"Oh, you’re so cute when your mad"
"SHAM!!!"
"I’m gonna get ya back J’ck"
*snort* "I’d like to see that!"
"I will Jaaack"
"Yeah, okay, I believe you Daniel. Just don’t go get your self killed,
why don’t you lie down"
"Stop being mean sir, he’s not that drunk! And anyway, your the one who
kept giving his drinks"
"He asked for it!"
"How?"
"I don’t know, it’ll come to me soon"
"Hey! Where’s Daniel gone?!"
"I saw him leave the room, Colonel O’neil"
"Uh oh, what’s he doi…"
"Uh Oh!?"
*Teal’cs and Sam’s eyebrows go to new heights*
"Dickens sir?"
"Can it Carter"
"Yes, Colonel Dickens, sir…"
"Cart…"
----I’m an ASSHOLE, I’m an ASSHOLE, I’m an ASSHOLE, holey holey hole,
I’m a frickin Asshole. A-S-S-H-O-L-E----
"Daniel! That’s mean!"
*thump*
"Um, Colonel Dickens’s, I think Daniel just passed out"
"All right!!! Now it’s pay back time!!!"
"O’neil, what do have in mind?"
*big grin*
"Daniel, cotton candy and a crowded supermarket…"
"Sir, that’s mean!"
"Well, my concsious has no problem. So come on!"
*grunt, drag, squelsh, meow!*
And now you can imagine the rest… :)
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