Quotes


Quotes from the show.

Pilot

Joey: I love this movie. This won the Oscar didn't it?
Dawson: "Ghandi." Spielberg got robbed.
Joey: Things change, Dawson. Evolve.
Joey: And I have breasts!
Dawson: What?
Joey: And you have genitalia!
Dawson: I've always had genitalia.
Joey: But there's more of it.
Dawson: How do you know?
Joey: Long fingers.

Dirty Dancing

Dawson: I'm going to the dance.
Joey: What?
Dawson: I'm going to the dance.
Joey: What?
Dawson: It's my only recourse.
Joey: Why?
Dawson: 'Cause Jen is there.
Joey: In the arms of another man. I mean, why torture yourself?
Dawson: I'm an artist. Tortured is a prerequisite.

Prelude To a Kiss

Pacey: I noticed you didn't hand me back my test. Does that mean you need to see me after class?
Tamara: It means you racked up another prime number on a quiz.
Pacey: Prime like quality steak is prime?
Tamara: Prime like 23 is prime.

Carnal Knowledge

Pacey: I got the girl this time, Dawson. Dawson: What?
Pacey: Yeah. Call it the Law of Averages, call it an act of God, call it whatever you want, but I got her.
Dawson: Who?! Who?! Who'd you get Pacey?
Pacey: Oh man, uh, you know what Dawson, I don't know how to tell you this. But uh, the guy with the brown hair and the throbbing neck muscles? The guy with Tamara Jacobs? Uh, that's…that's me.

Blown Away


Pacey: I just want it noted that I am here under complete duress.
Doug: Oh just stop your punk-ass whining.
Pacey: School's out today. It's my one chance to sleep in, catch up on my soaps, enjoy the storm.
Doug: Hey, Dad's orders.
Pacey: Dad's orders. You say that with such a lapdog enthusiasm.
Doug: You know I'm gonna kick your ass.
Pacey: Oh, you're so butch Dougey.
Doug: Oh, screw you.

Look Who's Talking


Dawson: All right, so let me get this straight. Movie night has been reduced to the following: (to Jen) You can't stay if she leaves because your grandmother wouldn't permit it. And you can't stay if she stays because it's awkward.
Jen: Yeah.
Dawson: (to Joey) And you can't stay if she leaves because you feel like you've driven her away. And you can't stay if she's here because it ruins Movie Night for you.
Joey: Well put.
Dawson: Well since this is my house and we assume that I can't go anywhere, according to my calculations, that only leaves one option.
Jen and Joey: 'Night Dawson.

The Breakfast Club


Joey: Guys are attracted to girls for totally superficial reasons. Yes, they are. They like girls from New York with blonde hair and pouty lips and bony arms and big boobs.
Dawson: Jen does not have…bony arms.

Escape From New York


Jen: Billy, what the hell are you doing here?
Billy: Is that how you greet the love of your love?
Jen: Look, I'm sorry. Ah, hello Billy, please leave.


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