Transcript for Episode 8
Escape from NY
(Exterior shot of Dawson Leery's house. ]
His voice is heard but he is not yet seen)
Dawson: Boring. Nah.
( He is shown laying on his bed flipping through the
channels on his television. He turns the show Wheel
of Fortune on)
Dawson: Wouldn't watch it if you paid me.
(He flips through a bunch of other shows)
Dawson: rerun, homeshopping, Spanish, Japanese, Lebanese?
( Dawson turns the channel to a show that is scrambled)
Dawson: Adult Movie Channel scrambled
(Dawson sits up in his bed and tilts his head
to watch the show for a few seconds before changing
the channel to the movie Meet John Doe)
Dawson: No. American Movie Classics it is.
(He hears a noise coming from his window,
looks over and sees Joey Potter entering)
Dawson: Hey Jo.
Joey: Hey. Remember that guy who went on the
killing spree and was found innocent after
claiming sleep deprivation?
(Joey sits down on the window seat directly under the window)
Dawson: Yeah, he went postal. Took out like half of
that fast food restaurant.
Joey: Well, I think I need to call his lawyer.
Dawson: (laughing) Let me guess, Bessie and Bodie's
new addition's appointed for the night?
Joey: I swear to God, Dawson, my sister gave birth to
Rosemary's baby. I mean, i haven't slept for
days and my G.P.A. is taking a nosedive and
ummm, last week I got caught in a pool of drool
in European History.
Dawson: Ewww, that's pretty
(Dawson motions towards the empty side of his bed)
Dawson: Ah, crash here.
Joey: You sure?
Dawson: Yeah. No drooling now!
(Joey gets up from the window seat, walks over
to the bed, stands and glances at what's on the television)
Joey: Dawson, are you still in this old movie classics
kick? Don't you think it's time you take a stroll
down New Releases Lane?
(Joey sits on the bed)
Dawson: I've seen everything in the video store twice.
Trust me, there's nothing on the tube.
Joey: Dawson, your goober's kind of a snoozer.
( Joey lays down on the bed and gets comfortable)
Dawson: Exactly
( Dawson sits up in his bed with his hand on his knee)
Dawson: See, in the 40's, you could be a well-intentional
geek and still end up with the girl.
I mean, whatever happened to the standard Gary Cooper types,
you know. Likeable but not too self involved, smart without
being arrogant. I mean, come on, what happened to that guy?
(Dawson looks over and sees Joey fast asleep)
Dawson: That's what I thought
(Dawson lays back down and continues watching the movie)
*****
Theme to Dawson's Creek
*****
(Exterior shot of Dawson's house the next morning.
Gail and Mitch are in the kitchen preparing their breakfasts)
Gail: So, big meeting with the investors this morning?
(Gail pours herself a glass of orange juice)
Mitch: Uh huh (pauses) You're interviewing the police commissioner right?
Gail: At ten. (pauses) You look great.
Mitch: (looking over at her) So do you.
Gail: Thanks
Mitch: You are welcome.
(They bump into each other when their paths cross on the
way to the breakfast table)
Gail: Sorry
Mitch: It's okay.
Gail: Dr. Keenan's at three?
Mitch: Right.
Gail: He says we're making progress
Mitch: Yep, he does.
(Mitch picks up his cup of coffee to take a sip
but notices Dawson coming out of his bedroom)
Mitch: Dawson.
Gail: Ah, Dawson, honey, have some breakfast.
Mitch: Take a load off.
Dawson: Actually I can't. I'm running a little late
this morning.
Mitch: How's school going?
Dawson: Fine, great. I gotta go.
(Dawson leaves them, stops at the door and listens to
his parents'conversation)
Gail: So.. big meeting with the investors today.
Mitch: Same one as two and a half minutes ago.
*****
(Exterior shot of Capeside. Pacey Witter is sitting on a bench
overlooking the creek next to a older gentleman)
Pacey: You know, this town is the absolute embodiment of
dull. Apart from the occasional sex scandal provided
by yours truely, nothing happens here.
(Pacey gets up from the bench, spies a soda can and starts kicking it)
Pacey: Ah, man, I swear one day this town is just going to
shut down completely due to lack of interest.
(Pacey starts to cross the street when a car comes flying
around the corner. Pacey jumps back to the curb to
avoid being hit. The car flies by him)
Pacey: (shouting) Hey! Watch it, man.
(The car backs up to where Pacey is standing. The driver
turns out to be Jen's ex boyfriend Billy from New York.)
Billy: Listen, maybe you can help me out?
Pacey: With what? Driving lessons?
Billy: No, but that's that's really cute. I'm looking for
the high school.
Pacey: Capeside High?
Billy: Yeah. (Pacey seems lost in his own world) You going to help me out or do I have to ask
Captain Ahab over there?
(Billy points to the older gentleman still seated on the bench)
Pacey: Yeah, yeah ,yeah. Oh sorry, alright, so you want
to take this road about another mile, take a left on
Glen Street, then ah, you know you're probably going to
have to write this down, sport.
(Billy points to his head)
Billy: Total recall.
Pacey: (laughing) So you get to that first stop sign
after Glen Street and take a left. The high school is
right there, you can't miss it. You know what?
I'm headed in that direction right now. So if you want
to give me a ride, I'd be happy to navigate you.
Billy: And ride with such a reckless driver? C'mon,
does that sound smart to you?
(Billy drives away leaving Pacey to walk to school)
(Exterior shot of Joey Potter's house. She is seen pounding
on the bathroom door)
Joey: Bodie, I need to dry my hair.
(Joey goes over, looks at her nephew, then to her dresser
that she is sharing at the moment with Bessie.)
Joey: You know, this is *my* dresser.
Bessie: Well, I'm going to be late for work.
(Bessie looks over and notices what Joey looks like)
Bessie: You look like hell.
Joey: Yeah, well, the human alarm clock kept me up all night.
I overslept and I didn't even have time to cram for
my Spanish test.
Bessie: Look, I know things have been crazy around here
since Alexander was born but it's the first time for
Bodie and I and the learning curve has been a little steep.
But I promise, things will settle down around here just
as soon as we get through this adjustment period.
Joey: Yeah, when will that be?
Bessie: Two, three years, max!
Joey:(sarcastically) Wonderful.
(Joey leaves her house and heads to school)
*****
(Capeside High. Joey and Dawson are sitting on some
hallway steps. Dawson has Joey's Spanish book in
his hands quizzing her for her test)
Joey: Mi hermano de la micar.
Dawson: Si, si.
Joey: Thanks, Dawson. I really appreciate this.
Dawson: Not a problem. I just wish they would teach some
more useful Spanish phrases.
Joey: So, where's girlfriend this morning?
Dawson: Don't know. Haven't seen her. Pay attention. ummm,
my uncle's bicycle is from Mexico.
Joey: Ahh, La bicicleta es mi tio es de Mexico.
Dawson: That's it. You're brilliant.
Joey: It was just that you know, you haven't said much
lately. Things between you and Jen okay? Everything
going smoothly?
Dawson: Great. (pauses) I mean, I admit, it got rough
there for a little while but yeah, things are going great.
Joey: Good, that's really good.
( The school bell rings signaling class)
Dawson: Bueno.
(Joey and Dawson get up from the stairs and sees Jen
coming down)
Joey: Bueno. alright, bueno.
Jen: (to Dawson) Hey, what's up with you?
Dawson: Hey, how are you?
(Dawson leans over and kisses her)
Jen: Mmm, good.
Dawson: (grabs her hand)Come on.
Jen: You know, I like your vest.
Dawson: Thank you. (to Joey who's following them) Here's
your book. Good luck, okay? (to Jen) I assume we're still
on for bowling tonight?
Jen: Absolutely. Can't wait.
Joey: I'll see you, guys.
Dawson: Bye Joey. (to Jen) So, can I walk you to Math?
(Jen notices Billy leaning against the lockers by the
school entrance)
Jen: Ah, actually, ah, damn, i forgot. Can I catch up with
you later,Dawson?
Dawson: Yeah.
Jen: Yeah, I'll see you in class, okay?
Dawson: Okay.
Jen: Okay.
Dawson: Alright.
(Dawson leaves her and turns down a hallway. He stops and
looks over to see where Jen went. He sees her go up to
Billy and watches them)
*****
(Jen walks over to Billy)
Jen: Billy, what the hell are you doing here?
Billy: Is that how you greet the love of your love?
Jen: Look, I'm sorry. ah, hello, Billy, please leave.
(Billy leans over to kiss her)
Jen: NO!
Billy: Jenny, I drove all night just to see you.
Jen: New York is only four hours from here.
Billy: I got lost?
Jen: Billy, do you have any idea what my grandmother would
do if she found out you were here? I mean, the whole reason
I was sent to Capeside was to get away from you, Billy.
Things have changed, okay? Believe it or not, I've changed.
I'm not the same person that you knew in New York.
Billy: Alright. then tell me about it. Look, go for a ride
with me and you can fill me in on all the advances. Huh?
Come on, two minutes. Is that too much to ask?
Jen: Alright Billy, but I'm keeping time.
(Jen leaves school with Billy)
*****
(Dawson is shocked to see Jen leave with Billy but is even
more surprised when Cliff Elliott taps him on
the shoulder)
Cliff: Dawson?
Dawson:(turns around) Uh, hi.
Cliff: Hey, look, I'm looking for Jen. You don't know where
she is this period do you?
Dawson: No, I don't. Sorry.
Cliff: Well, give her a message, will you? Tell her I'm
having a Bar-B-Que at my house this Saturday and I'd love
it if she 'd make it. Hey, what the hell, why don't you come too?
Dawson: Cool, sounds great.
Cliff: And one other thing. I don't know if you can help
me with it. Jen doesn't have a boyfriend does she?
Dawson: Yeah she does (pauses) me
Cliff: Really?
Dawson: Yeah.
Cliff: That's, that's terrific, man.
( Cliff leaves and Dawson is seen standing in the hallway)
*****
(Mitch and Gail are sitting in their house. Gail is sitting
at a desk looking at recreational ads. Mitch is at the
breakfast table reading the newspaper)
Gail: What about sailing lessons? Fencing? No, no, no,
what about scubadiving?
Mitch: Expensive. You need tanks and fins. Those aren't
cheap. And some overpaid instructor at forty bucks an hour.
Of course, you're the family bread winner, so that's
really not my call is it?
Gail: Well, I would love to do it, Mitch. Dr. Keenan wants
us to expericence new things that neither of has ever
done before.
Mitch: Well, hey, why didn't you say so? We've never
tried swinging or spouse swapping. Wouldn't that be
more appealing to your recreational taste?
Gail: When are you going to stop punishing me?
Mitch: When I can get the vision of my naked wife
playing hide the...when it stops hurting.
*****
(Jen and Billy are standing on the lawn between her
house and Dawson's. )
Jen: Billy, being here has been good for me. And, so, if
I could somehow, without being too rude, ask you to leave.
Billy: Okay, but help me out here, Jen. I'm way too beat
to make this ride tonight and I'm a little straped
for hotel money. So, just find me a place to crash for
the night and I'm out of here by morning.
(Dawson is walking home from school and comes over to see
what is going on with Jen)
Dawson: Is everything okay?
Jen: Dawson, hi. Yeah, everything's fine. It was..
Billy: Hey, how's it going (extends his hand to Dawson)
Billy Conrad
(Dawson shakes Billy's hand)
Jen: Billy's an old friend of mine from New York. Uh, can
I talk to you for a second, Dawson?
Dawson: Yeah.
( Jen and Dawson walk closer to his house)
Jen: Look, I know this is kind of awkward but would it be
okay tonight, if Billy stayed with you at your house?
Dawson: (outraged) Stay with me for the night? Jen,
I don't even know him. I just met him. He's a complete
stranger to me. I don't know anything about him.
Jen: Okay. What do you want to know?
Dawson: I don't know where to start. First of all, is he
really just a friend or is something more than that?
Jen: Dawson, first of all, I've already told you about
Billy.
(Dawson looks over at Billy who's getting his luggage
out of his car)
Jen: I told him everything about us. And that I'm with
you now. But he's still my friend and only my friend
Dawson: Is he the guy? He's the person you got caught
doing in your parents' bed.
Jen: Yeah, but it's completely over between Billy and I.
and I'd really appreciate it if you could give him a place
to crash for the night. Believe me, Dawson, anything
Billy ever meant to me, you now mean two times that.
Please Dawson, for me?
(Billy walks over and puts his luggage on Dawson's shoulder)
Billy: Thank you, sir.
Dawson: Yeah, no problem.
(Dawson walks over and throws Billy's luggage back to him)
*****
(It's evening time and Dawson is sitting at his desk next
to his computer working on something. Billy is checking
out Dawson's room)
Billy: This must be pretty weird for you, huh?
Dawson: What's that?
Billy: Having me here. Having your girlfriend's ex sharing
your bedroom. I mean, that's got to be a real trip, man.
Dawson: It's only until tomorrow.
Billy: Oh yeah, that's what Jenny said. Tomorrow, right?
So what are you anyways, some sort of film buff?
Dawson: Something like that.
Billy: Oh, now this is cute.
(Billy hold up a stuffed ET doll. Dawson gets up and
snatches it away from him)
Dawson: That's a collector's item. Look Billy, if you're
going to be staying another day, I should know, Jen should
know
.
Billy: Okay, how about this? I'm not leaving tomorrow.
In fact, I have no intention of leaving until Jen's
thrown you over and come back to me. So, the question is,
what do you do about it? Do you have Daddy throw me out?
Do you remove me personally from the premises?( laughs)
Have a sense of humor man. Look at you. You're all
trumped up over nothing. Yeah, I'll probably split
tomorrow. But in the meantime, you and I should take
advantage of our newfound closeness here. (throws
himeself down on Dawson's bed) I bet you're dying to
get to know what Jen was like in New York. So, shoot.
Ask away.
Dawson:(leaning against his desk) Billy, I already know
all about you and Jen and her life in New York.
There's nothing I'm curious about. No info I'm subtly
fishing for, okay? She told me everything.
Billy: (sitting up on the bed) She gave you the
headlines. Caught in bed, shipped up here to get away
from me, etc, etc, and so on. But did she give you the
details? Did she fill in the blanks that make a story a
story? Because my guess is there's a lot you don't know
about, Dawson.My guess is, you don't know the half of it.
*****
(Joey is at her house babysitting Alexander. The baby is
sound asleep and Joey is reading a magazine.
Dawson comes rushing through her front door)
Dawson: Joey, I really need to talk to you. My life is
rapidily turning into some seriously disturbing joke.
Joey: Shhh, you wake him up, your life will be over.
(Dawson and Joey go into the next room to avoid waking
the baby up)
Joey: So, what's the problem?
Dawson: Okay, you know how yesterday, I said everything
between Jen and me were great? Well it's not. It's a mess.
Her ex boyfriend from New York is here and he's staying
at my house.
Joey: Oh, so that's who that cute guy was in school
yesterday?
Dawson: You're not helping.
Joey: Look, what' s the big deal? I mean, I thought you
were with Jen.
You guys are a couple, right?
Dawson: Yeah, of course.
Joey: So?
Dawson: Well, you know, it's just that Mr. Smooth rides
into town and Dawson bowling starts sounding pretty lame.
Joey: Dawson, bowling always sounds lame.
Dawson: Look, umm, Billy's staying at my house which I
hate okay, but if I kick me out, I look petty and insecure
but if I let him stay, I feel like a patsy.
Joey: Well, ummm.
Dawson: I'm beginning to think relationship problems run
in my family.
Joey: Dawson, I hate to break it to you but your problems
really aren't that original. You know, divorce and
dysfunction run rapid in this town.So I..
Dawson: Dysfunction I can handle. Divorce I..How much
pain and humilation can a relationship endure before
it reaches the point of no return?
Joey: Are we talking about the father or the son here?
Dawson, relax, don't worry about it. You know, it's all
going to blow over and you're going to be on to bigger
and better problems before you know it.
Dawson: You think so?
Joey: Really.
Dawson: Just sit tight?
Joey: It's all going to be fine
Dawson: You're right. Thanks.(playfully slugs her on
the shoulder) You're the best.
(Dawson leaves slamming the door in the process, waking up
the baby. Joey bangs her head against the wall and goes
to settle Alexander down. Dawson is then, seen rowing
back across the creek to his house)
*****
(Dawson and Jen are walking along the creek bank. Dawson
is walking ahead of her arm in arm with her.
Dawson doeesn't seem to really care that she's there)
Jen: You know, I really did want to let you know, Dawson,
how much I appreciate your generousity and giving him
a place to crash and everything.
(Jen drops her arm from Dawson's as they continue
walking towards their houses)
Dawson: He's not exactly here to watch the leaves change
colors is he, Jen (looks at the empty expression on
her face) No, I didn't think so. I think he's here to
get you back. I don't know whether you think I'm super
evolved or just plain oblivious to everything.
Jen: Look, Dawson, I told him it's over with us.
I told him everything about us. You know that.
Dawson: I don't think he's getting the message and
quite frankly, I don't think you want him to.
(Dawson turns to face her with his hands in his pockets.
Jen is facing him with her arms folded across her chest)
Jen: Look, Dawson, I don't want to lie to you. Yeah,
Billy, still has feelings for me. I mean, we never really
got a chance to say good-bye. My parents threw me out
of New York so fast, there was never any time for closure.
Dawson: I thought you wanted to make a break from all
those guys who sexualized you way too young?
Jen: But Billy wasn't one of them. He was the only guy
who ever treated me with respect. He treated me well.
Dawson: So you're going back to him? (looks for a reaction
from her) You have to think about that?
Jen: It's just not that simple, alright? It's confusing.
Dawson: We're invited to a party at Cliff Elliott's tonight
and I want you to come with me. I want things to go back
to normal and I want Billy gone.
Jen: Look, I just can't send him away like that.
Dawson: Of course. He's treated you with nothing but
respect. But you know what, Jen, last time I checked,
so did I. And how do I get repaid? By having the guy
who's had you everywhere from Battery Park to your
parents' bed dumped on me as my new bunkmate.
Jen: (getting upset) Dawson, come on, be fair to me,
alright? Look this isn't the easiest situation in the
world for me either. I mean, imagine if some ex girlfriend
of yours suddenly showed up to town and just put
everything in a worldwind. How would you feel?
Dawson: You know what, Jen? That's impossible,ok?
Because I don't have a ex girlfriend. You're my girlfriend,
my first and only. All I'm trying to do is prevent
Billy's ex from becoming my ex too.
Jen: My feelings for you haven't changed, Dawson, can't
you see that? Try and understand.
Dawson: Unfortunately, I think I do.
(Dawson stomps off clearly upset and Jen looks at him
with disgust and goes to her house)
*****
(Pacey is sitting behind the counter at the video store that
he and Dawson work at. He is watching Anaconda when
Joey walks in. He turns the movie off to talk to her)
Joey: Look, I need to rent the English Patient.
Pacey: May I suggest to you a movie that doesn't
completely blow?
Joey: No, because it was on cable last night and it put the
baby to sleep. In fact, it's the only thing that's put
baby to sleep, because baby never sleeps. And if baby
doesn't sleep, I don't sleep. If I don't sleep, I get angry.
I get irritable and I can no longer maintain my
sunny deposition. So, Pacey, if you even have the
slightest bit of human decency, you'd rent this movie
to me immediately and bring a 181 minutes of peace into
my otherwise wretched life. Please?
(Pacey checks the computer for the video and then goes
back to get it for her)
Pacey: Alright, but in my professional opinion, you
don't need a video store. You need a pharmacy.
(Pacey hands Joey the video)
Joey: Anyways, I hear Jen's ex has been lurking around
Capeside. Met this straping young fellow yet?
Pacey: Oh, he's a real charmer. Just about lost three toes
to a pair of his steel-belted radios.
Joey: So, what's the paty line? You think she'll go back
to him? And return to her wanton New York ways?
Pacey: You know, I really don't know, but if Jen did
ditch Dawson for Billy the Kid, wouldn't that please a
certain someone we both know?
Joey: Look you know me, Pacey, I'm not one to stand in the
way of true love. But if Jen has a connection to this guy,
which seems like she does, you know, what can we do about it?
Pacey: Look, Joey, I've never really taken a particular
interest in your life (he stands up) cuz frankly your life
has never been particularily interesting but there is
one thing I need to know. You're really, really enjoying
the fact that Jen's ex is in town, aren't you?
Joey: Well, it's intriguing, Pacey, I mean, even you have
to admit that.
Pacey: But you know what? This is the wedge you've been
waiting for that's going to drive Jen and Dawson
apart, right?
Joey: No, Pacey, you're such..it's not like that at all.
You don't know what you're talking about.
Pacey: See, the three of us have been friends too long and
up until now, I've just kind of stood idly by and watched
this all go down. But it's time to lay this on the line,
okay? You have some raging hormonal obsession for our
friend Dawson and you just can't wait to get your hooks
into him butt good, can you? Huh?
Joey: Bite me, Pacey.
Pacey: Busted.
(Joey turns and starts to walk out of the video store)
Pacey: Hey, be kind, rewind.
(Mitch and Gail are returning to the house after a
lesson together)
Mitch: What is the big deal?
Gail: The instruction was pretty basic. You should never
be more than three feet away from your buddy at any time.
Mitch: Oh, that's ironic. Me getting bitched at for
floating away from you.
(Dawson is shown sitting in his room listening to music.
When he hears his parents fighting, he gets up and goes
to the door to listen)
Gail: Look, I can't do this by myself, so if you're going
to fight this therapy every step of the way,
then we're both just wasting our time. If that's the case,
then just let me know Mitch.
(Dawson closes his bedroom door and goes back to what he
was doing)
(Joey is waiting tables at the Icehouse along with Bessie.
Joey is waiting to take the order of a woman who doesn't
seem to know what to order)
Joey: Can I take your order?
Woman: Oh, oh let's see, um,
I'll have.
Joey: You know, everything's really good.
Bessie: Joey, table 5.
Woman: I think, I think I'll just have some coffee to
start out with.
Joey: Okay, in one second. (goes to another table)
Can I take your order?
Man at table: We've already ordered.
Bessie: This is table 8, Joey, I said table 5.
Joey: Ok, ok
Woman: Miss, that coffee, please?
Joey: Alright...in a second...oh, just a second.
(Joey is getting ready to pour the coffee when Pacey
shows up)
Pacey: Hey Joe.
Joey: Oh thank you, Satan, for completing this night of
horrors by sending one of your disciples to finish me off.
Pacey: Umm, what are you doing tonight?
Man: Excuse me, I didn't order this.
(Pacey follows Joey to the table of the woman who wanted
the coffee. Joey pours a cup and puts the pot on the table)
Pacey: Uhh, forget I said that. Wait..I was just out
looking for a date and since I couldn't find one,
I thought of you.
Joey: Oh.
Pacey: So, how 'bout it? Wanna go crash a beach party
with me? Huh?
Joey: Oh gee whiz, you know, as much as that sounds like
so much fun, you know, I *am* kind of busy.
(Joey storms off to clear a table of the dishes and
Pacey follows her)
Pacey: Come on, Joe, it'll be fun.
Joey: (clearing dishes and handing them to Pacey)
After I serve the one hundredth million seafood platter,
finish picking up the broken glass from the ice maker,
scrap the mung out of the viliators, I was thinking
maybe of taking my tip money and flying to the Canary
Islands and opening an offshore account. What do you
think of that?(to one of the women sitting at the table)
Sorry.
Pacey: You know, when was the last (Joey starts pushing
him away from the table)ok, alright, alright. Damn,
Joey, when was the last time you went out and had
some fun, alright?
(They begin putting the dishes in a sink)
Joey: Don't ask.
Pacey: (pleading with her) Just go. Besides, Dawson will
be there, okay?
Joey: Big whoop
Pacey: Alone, Joey.
Bessie: (walking up to them and untying Joey's apron) Go.
Joey: It's swamped.
Bessie: Sarah's coming in to cover.
Joey: Yeah, but you need me. You can't handle this by yourself.
Bessie: Good-bye
Pacey: (pulling Joey with him) You. come on, come on.
(to Bessie) Slow down, Bessie.
*****
(Dawson is standing in his closet trying to figure out
what to wear for the party. Mitch knocks on the door,
then enters)
Mitch: Dawson?
Dawson: Yeah?
Mitch: Hey.
Dawson: Hey.
Mitch: How's it going?
Dawson: Umm..Complicated and you?
Mitch: Complicated. Squarely in the midst of what Dr.
Keenan would refer to as stage 4.
Dawson: Stage 4. Do I dare ask what stage 5 is?
Mitch: Anyway, on to you, where's Billy the Kid?
Dawson: Ummm, best guess, probably hanging out with his
ex girlfriend, who happens to be my current girlfriend.
Which means among other things,I'll be attending tonight's
bar-b-que solo. While Jen spends the afternoon with my
new roommate. What stage would Dr. Keenan put us in?
Mitch: In high school.
Dawson: Let's face it, dad. We're a couple of nice guys,
which stopped being a desirable character trait about
half a century ago.
Mitch: Dawson, I am the last person who should be giving you
or anybody else romance tips, however, it seems that
every relationship produces its share of disappointments
and insecurities and pains. Anyone who's never been hurt
is either very lucky or very lonely. The trick is to get
through it.
Dawson: How?
Mitch: Compromise. Tears, scuba lessons at
the local y, Different for everyone.
Dawson: And that works?
Mitch: I have no idea, kid. No idea what so ever.
*****
(Billy and Jen are walking along the shoreline of Capeside.
A boat can be heard going by)
Billy: Do you know how much I just want to scoop you up and
take you back to New York with me?
Jen:(holding hands with him) And I would just end up
turning around and coming here. This is my home, Billy.
Billy: (drops hands with her)So, this is really it.
You are leaving me for a guy who has a ET doll on his bed.
Jen: It's a collector's item.
Billy: It's a doll.
Jen: Billy, it's been good to see you again, but I really
should go to that party and find..
Billy: Yes.
Jen: Dawson, since I owe him about 400 explanations.
Billy: Alright, then before you leave, since who knows when
and if we'll ever see each other again, how about for old
time sake, you and me, just one last kiss?
Jen: One last kiss and then you'll go?
Billy: (holds three fingers up) Scout's honor.
(Billy and Jen kiss)
Jen: Good-bye Billy.
(Jen leaves and starts to head to the party)
*****
(Cliff Elliott's house. Joey is leaning against one of the
posts of the balcony. Pacey joins her carrying a drink)
Pacey: Alright then, this the best party or what?
Joey: Oh, yeah. Time of my life. I'm ready for the group
hug whenever you are.
Pacey: Oh, Melissa Five at one o'clock. Girl of my dreams
right there.(looks at what he's wearing) How do I look?
Joey: (smiling)Like a before picture of a aftergeek remover.
Pacey: Easy, doll. Jealousy is not going to get you anywhere.
(Pacey leaves her to chase after Melissa and Dawson soon
joins her on the balcony)
Joey: Hey.
Dawson: Great party huh?
Joey: Oh yeah, time of my life.
Dawson: I've had such a rockin' time since I joined the
JV football team.
Joey: Oh yeah and cheerleading has opened up sooo many
doors.
(Dawson and Joey look at each other smiling)
Dawson: What do you say-one quick drink, then we hit the
video store?
Joey: Thought you'd never ask.
Dawson: Be right back
Joey: Okay.
( Dawson gets up to go get the drinks)
(Dawson is at the refreshment table getting drinks for him
and Joey. Jen enters and goes up to him)
Jen: Hi
Dawson: Hey, you're here.
Jen: Yeah, I'm here. I'm alone and I'm sorry about
everything Dawson. About the way I treated you. I mean,
I was foolish. (He leans over to kiss her) It was stupid
of me to think that..Come on, let's go talk.
(Dawson and Jen head off together)
*****
(Joey is pacing around looking for Dawson. A tall blond
guy comes over and sits next to her)
Blond Guy: Drink?
Joey: Ah, no thanks.
Blond Guy: No really, I got an extra soda.
Joey: Ah, no, actually my friend's getting me one.
I'm fine, thanks.
Blond Guy: Really? Who's your friend?
Joey: Dawson Leery. You probably don't know him.
Blond Guy: Sure, Dawson(looks out at the beach) sophomore currently hitting the beach with that cute
blond chick?
(Joey looks over and sees Dawson and Jen, hand in hand,
walking together)
Blond Guy: Drink?
Joey: Sure. Thanks
(Joey takes the cup and drinks the contents inside)
*****
(Jen and Dawson are walking along the beach)
Jen: You know what, Dawson. I'm sorry. I know I could
have handled things better but I, it's like Billy showed
up and my judgement flew right out of the window.
I mean, I cut class.
Billy: (interrupting them) You're too hard on yourself.
I swear she's too hard on yourself. Isn't she too
hard on herself?
Dawson: What's he doing here? I thought you told him to go.
Jen: I did. I swear to God, I did.
Billy: Yes, but I simply took the pleasure of reading
between the lines.
Dawson: What are you talking about?
Billy: Let's just say, as a student of the good bye kiss,
(Jen looks stunned) it posessed a little more kiss and
a little less good-bye.
Dawson: What? (To Jen) You kissed him?
Jen: (to Dawson) It was a good-bye kiss, Dawson. (to Billy)
It *was* a good bye kiss.
Billy: Alright, if that's all it was, then I will take my
leave right now. But you tell me, Jenny, tell me all
that kiss said was good-bye.
*****
(Joey is standing by herself with a cup of something
with alcohol in it. Pacey comes up to her and takes the
cup from her)
Pacey: Not that I care, but you may want to pace yourself
with this stuff.
Joey: (trying to lean against him) Pacey, I know I don't
say it enough but you're a really terrific friend.
Pacey: (pushing her away) Ah, ok, thanks, yeah.
(Blond Guy enters with another drink for her)
Blond Guy: Is this guy bothering you, Chloe?
Pacey: Okay, just a couple of things. First, her name is
not Chloe, it's Joey and second, no, I'm not hitting on her.
I'm just her friend.(takes the second drink from her)
God knows.
Blond Guy: (taking Joey's hand) Well, thanks for the info.
We'll catch you later. (to Joey) Come on, let's take a
little walk.
Joey: Alright.
(Joey and the Blond Guy walk off together)
*****
(Dawson, Jen and Billy are on the beach continuing
their previous conversation)
Dawson: Jen, tell me that kiss meant nothing.
Jen: Dawson, you've got to understand. I mean, this is
such a confusing situation.
Dawson: Then what? Your world's turned completely upside
down that you can't even answer the simple question?
Billy: You know what? She *did* answer the question. I just think you happen to not like the answer.
Dawson: (to Billy) Dude, why don't you stay out of this,
ok? This is between Jen and me. This does not concern you.
Billy: You know what? I think that's where we disagree,
Dawson, cuz not only does this concern me, it concerns
me gravely. So if there ever was a third and expendable
wheel in this scenerio, it would be you. See, Jen and I
go way back. She was with me long before she ever
even entered into your fantasies.
Dawson: You and everyone else.
Jen: You know what, Dawson, I may have made some mistakes
but at least I don't live in a fantasy world where everyone..
Dawson: Jen, I'm sorry. I don't want to trade insults here.
I just want to know where I stand. One of us has got to
go. Who's it going to be? Him or me? Jen, who's the
third wheel in this scenerio?
Jen: You know what? I think I am
(Jen storms off and Dawson and Billy are left standing
there)
Billy and Dawson: (calling after her) Jen!
Dawson: Are you happy now?
Billy: Actually, not too bad. You?
(Dawson sees Pacey and goes off to join him)
*****
(Joey and the Blond Guy are on the beach. They are hugging
and holding each other and he seems to be trying to
kiss her)
Joey: Are you trying?
Blond Guy: Shh, come on.
Joey: Are we dancing?
Blond Guy: We are doing whatever you want to do, sweetheart.
(Pacey comes over to them and takes her arms off of the
Blond Guy)
Pacey: Alright, Joe. Say good-bye to the nice serial
rapist man.
Blond Guy: You again a-hole! She doesn't want to leave.
Joey: Come on, please leave, Pacey.
Pacey: (grabs the Blond Guy away from Joey) Alright,
cowboy. Party's over.
(The Blond Guy tries to hit Pacey but Pacey knocks him
to the ground)
Pacey: (rubbing his hand) Oh, oww.
Dawson: (rushing over to see what happened) You alright?
Pacey: Uh, yeah. Fine. oh, owww
(Dawson goes over to where Joey has collapsed on the
ground)
Dawson: Joe?
(Joey leans on her elbows)
Joey: Dawson, thank you, You're my hero.
(Pacey, hearing this, looks at Joey in shock and disbelief)
*****
(Dawson and Pacey are bringing Joey home. Dawson is helping
Joey to the door. Pacey opens the door for them and
Dawson leans Joey against the door frame)
Pacey: (to Joey) You know, this probably is not the
brightest thing you've ever done.
Joey: Shut up
Dawson: Dude, we got to be quiet. If Bodie sees her like
this, she's dead.
Pacey: Yeah, I know. Listen, you two stay here. I'm going
to go ahead.(to Dawson) You think you can handle lush
life by yourself?
(Joey puts her head against Dawson's neck and he moves
her inside)
Dawson: (to Pacey) Dude, whatever you do, don't wake up
the baby. (Pacey shrugs him off)(to Joey) Okay, okay,
alright, we're going to walk.
Joey: Okay.
*****
(Pacey enters the baby's room. He accidently steps on a toy
that makes noise while entering the room. The baby wakes
up and begins to cry.)
Pacey: Du'oh.
(Alexander starts to cry louder)
Pacey: Hey, heya little man (Pacey leans into the crib
and starts rocking the baby) Just bringing drunk Aunt Joey
in. Why don't you just go back to sleep?
(Dawson lays Joey down on the couch in the family room)
Dawson: Here you go. (raises her feet and sits on the edge
of the couch with her) feet up. Look Joe, I know it's been
a tough week for you. You always try to handle everything
by yourself. Is that why you got drunk tonight? You needed
a little break from your life?
Joey:(mumbling) I just, I just lost table 5.
*****
(Pacey is trying to quiet Alexander down)
Pacey: Sh, sh, shh. Come on, little guy. Come on. You
want that (Pacey tries to give the baby a pacifer)
Right in there. Come on, God, there's got be something
to quiet this kid down.
*****
(Joey is laying on the couch and Dawson is sitting on the
edge pushing the hair out of Joey's face.)
Dawson: This is probably the wrong time to tell you this
but ummm(signs)well, laybe it's the perfect time. I realize
how incredibly confusing things are between us. I can't
even begin to explain our relationship.
You probably can't either. But ummm, I just want you to
know that umm, if you ever need me, I'll always be here for
you. All you ever have to do is ask.
(Joey reaches up to Dawson and brings his face to hers.
She then kisses him as he has a stunned look on his face.)
*****
(Pacey has his hand on the baby while talking about the
English Patient)
Pacey: So then, the guy who ends up being the English
Patient and the girl, they're stranded in the cave.
And she looks up at him.(with a British accent) She's like
oh, please don't leave me. Promise me, you'll come back
someday. And he turns around. Hey, hey , listen, listen
to this, he turns around and he's like don't worry,
darling, I'll come back for you, unless of course, my
plane is shot down by Nazis and my face is burned
beyond recognization after cutting off William
Dafoe's fingers.
Dawson:(entering the room and in a whisper) Let's go,
let's go.
Pacey: (to Dawson) Alright. (to Alexander) Sleep tight,
little man.
*****
(Gail is outside the house putting away their equipment
for their latest recreational activity. Mitch comes out
to help her)
Gail: I guess, scuba diving wasn't such a inspiring idea
after all.
Mitch: Yeah, well. I, I, I don't think that uh, scuba
diving, waterskiing, or bungee jumping is the key to
solving our problems.
Gail: I know. i just thought if maybe we tried something new..
Mitch: I'm not sure that it's the new stuff that needs the
work. Maybe we've neglected some of the old things.
Gail, I love you. And I am willing to do whatever I have to.
So, why don't we just start with something really simple.
Okay? Something that doesn't require regulators or parachutes
or oxygen tanks.
Gail: Okay, like what?
(Mitch gets up and goes over to the cd player and puts a
song on)
Mitch: (taking Gail's hand) May I?
(Mitch and Gail dance until Gail tries to kiss him)
Mitch: One thing at a time, Gail.
*****
(Pacey and Dawson are rowing back across the creek to
their houses)
Dawson: Joey was soo out of it tonight. She.. she babbled
on about the icehouse, kissed me, rolled over and passed out.
Pacey: Wait, wait. She kissed you?
Dawson: Yeah.
Pacey: She kissed you like an aunt on Thanksgiving kiss or
she *kissed*you?
Dawson: No, she, she kissed me. It, it meant nothing. She
was completely wasted. Obliviously mistook me for Brad
Pitt. Whi, Which is understand..
Pacey: Ohh, Dawson, my fine oblivious friend. One of thse
days, you're gonna have to take a gigantic fact check,
my friend, alright? She didn't mistake you for anybody,
okay? This girl is head in the clouds, 100% ass-backwards
in love with you, alright?
Dawson: Dude, Pacey. Joey and I have a great time together,
and it's great to have someone you know so well that you
don't even have to verbalize what you're thinking, most of
the time. The other person just gets it, picks up on it,
and I , i it, it's like that with joey and me.
it's great. And..And I like it but it..it's not love.
Pacey: Al-alright. Don't you think it's a little strange
that in the middle of a disastrous weekend with your
girlfriend Jen, you and I are sitting here talking about
your *friend* Joey?
Dawson: Love is what I have with Jen. Okay? It's exciting,
it's it's new and unknown. It..yeah, sometimes it's outta
hand but trust me, there's a difference between friendship
and love.
Pacey: Right and you're so sure that you know the difference?
Dawson: You, you don't know what you're talking about.
*****
(Billy is getting ready to leave when Dawson enters the room)
Dawson: Leaving so soon?
Billy: Yeah, thought I'd check out the scenery up the coast.
My travel agent says the leaves are spectacular this time
of year.
Dawson: I assume you haven't tried to steal anything.
Other than my girlfriend.
Billy: Hey, relax, alright. You win. I just talked to Jen
and apparently she's not as confused as she seems. So,
it looks like the nice guy gets the girl after all.
(Billy grabs his luggage and starts out the door before
turning back to Dawson)
Billy: Oh, by the way, if traffic's with me, I can make it
up here from New York in under three and an half hours.
You better treat her good,Dawson.
Dawson: I will
( Billy leaves the house and Dawson goes over to
his window where he notices Jen down by the pier)
(Jen is looking out over the water when Dawson comes down
to join her)
Dawson: (putting his hands around her waist) You know
for someone who views themselves as a tragically nice guy,
I spend an awful lot of time apologizing. Jen, I'm sorry
about what I said earlier. Insecurity brings out the worst.
Jen: (getting away from Dawson and goes to the opposite
side of the pier) You know how you're always curious
about how my life was like in New York? Truth is, it's
really no different than it is right now. I mean,
geography aside, I am still the same stupid girl who's
always found it easier to escape into a relationship
than to face life on her own.
Dawson: Jen, that's not true, okay? It's this whole Billy
thing. Now that the ghost of boyfriend's past is gone,
we can go back.
Jen: To what? Dawson, I'm sixteen, I've, I've never stayed
home on a Saturday night. i've never gone stag to a
school dance. I mean, I'm pretty, I'm lucky, I'm fortunate
and I am still way too unhappy most of the time. I told
Billy today that it was over with us.
Dawson: I know. He told me
Jen: And now I have to say the same thing to you.
Dawson: (shocked) What? Jen?
Jen: I know I criticize you for living in a fantasy
world, Dawson, but the truth is, I envy you. Everything's
so new, so untouched for you. i would gladly trade in all
my experiences for just an ounce of your idealism.
And I wish I knew some better way to say this but.
Dawson: Yeah, but we can make it work. We can fix this.
Jen: NO!
Dawson: I know we can. We can. You know, sleep on this.
We'll talk in the morning. We don't need to go over this
now.
Jen: Dawson, please. Listen to me. I've got to take a few
steps back. I've, I've got to try life on my own for awhile.
Dawson: (upset and near the brink of tears) You can't just
make me fall for you and then bail as soon as. I can't.
Jen: I'll miss you, you know.
(Dawson turns his back to her as she continues talking
to him)
Dawson: Yeah.
Jen: I'll be sleeping 80 feet away from you and it will
feel like a thousand miles. I'll regret my decision
constantly. I'll kick myself to no end and when I come
crawling back to you, you'll have every right to say
'take a hike, Jen, I'm with somebody else now'.
Dawson: Somebody who appreciates me. Somebody who doesn't
blow into town with her dysfunctional past and play mind
games with the boy next door. Somebody who is capable of
a healthy, committed relationship and unfortunately,
somebody nothing like you.
(Dawson starts up the pier, turns back to look at Jen,
then continues back to his house. Jen, clearly looking
hurt, looks back at him walking up the pier)
THE END
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