Mr Teatime
	Mister Teatime, "It's pronounced Teh-ah-Tim-eh!", is an Assassin with rather unusual methods. That's why Lord Downey head of the Guild of Assassins decides to give Teatime the job of inhuming the Hogfather. "Teatime's corkscrew of a mind was exactly the tool to deal with something like this."
		My favorite Teatime Quotes
Lord Downey: "You like animals, do you? I have a report here that says you nailed Sir George's dog to the ceiling" Teatime: "Couldn't have it barking while I was working sir." Lord Downey: "Some people would have drugged it." Teatime: "Oh. But I definitely fulfilled the contract, sir. There can be no doubt about that, sir. I checked Sir George's breathing with a mirror as instructed. It's in my report." Lord Downey: "Yes, indeed." Apparantly the man's head had been several feet from his body at that point.
"There's people down there, Mister Teatime!" "Well?" said Teatime. "Just...do away with them." "Er...one of them's a girl, sir." Teatime still didn't look round. He waved a hand vaguely. "Then do away with them politely."